Entertainment & Music - 18 January 2007

Two old women talking

1- What's going on at your house?
2- Well, last night, I sent my husband out to the garden to cut a cabbage for supper, and he keeled over dead with a heart attack.
1- Oh? What did you do?


















































2- I opened a can of peas instead.

2007-01-18 08:47:30 · 5 answers · asked by James M 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the correct answer?

2007-01-18 08:47:21 · 13 answers · asked by kay 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-18 08:47:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

On the top or on the bottom...or what other way?

2007-01-18 08:47:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why do they stay???

2007-01-18 08:47:12 · 5 answers · asked by gone from here too 4 in Polls & Surveys

i read about my horoscopes you believe in that stuff

2007-01-18 08:47:09 · 15 answers · asked by sophie 1 in Horoscopes

I have a lot of useless junk laying around... You name it, i have it... What do you want to buy from my garage sale???

2007-01-18 08:47:07 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Dancing on tables?? Taking my clothes off? What else can I do? I only turn 35 once!!

2007-01-18 08:46:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Check out my latest blog on my 360..... it's like where's wally!
http://uk.blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-x1N8Bfszfr4IubarctMG

2007-01-18 08:46:56 · 9 answers · asked by bex 4 in Polls & Surveys

Is it done on purpose just to avoid giving real numbers??

2007-01-18 08:46:40 · 9 answers · asked by bbjaga 3 in Movies

2007-01-18 08:45:53 · 22 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Her mother doesn't care about her she all alone in the world partying with vultures . Whom make it seem ok to binge drink snort cocaine and etc. All her mom cares about is the money and I feel bad for her. Cause she needs to clean house onher life and friends and tell her mother how she feels. i know i'm sick of her and Nicole Richie in and out of Rehab. they are lost cause and ppl need to just stop trying to help these rich losers whom don't want help . They just want self pity society feel sorry for me my life is so hard. i make 5million a picture and iam so unhappy. They need to grow up and act like they have some sense and have better work ethic. Sick of these rich brats

2007-01-18 08:45:38 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-01-18 08:45:22 · 9 answers · asked by Dubitatif 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-18 08:45:08 · 6 answers · asked by dramaqueen 1 in Horoscopes

just to increase you chances of being picked best answer???

2007-01-18 08:44:48 · 33 answers · asked by Grammar B*@%h 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm learning some Scottish music and would like to know what everyone's favorites are and if their sheet music is online. Right now my favorites are reels.

2007-01-18 08:44:47 · 5 answers · asked by Maggie 2 in Music

2007-01-18 08:44:47 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-18 08:44:42 · 4 answers · asked by gssd124 2 in Horoscopes

Can anyone give me the correct title and possibly the name of the artist of the song that this line comes from
Pass the duchy (duchie) on the left hand side. Many thanks

2007-01-18 08:44:38 · 16 answers · asked by bothalezi 3 in Music

i know it should be louis and clark what happens to lana?

2007-01-18 08:44:05 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

With all the useless points we earn, what would you want Yahoo! Answers to give you if they based your points on prizes. I want a flat screen 1,000 inch television set or a new bike.

2007-01-18 08:43:53 · 15 answers · asked by sleepy 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-18 08:43:25 · 12 answers · asked by Sharyn 5 in Music

2007-01-18 08:43:24 · 20 answers · asked by sassygirliegirl27 2 in Music

use an eraser and erase eyes on
Models in Magazines
and
draw Cross eyes on them...?
or
Put Pimples on them and sunglasses..........??
I guess YOU KNOW I DID IT FOR CHUCKLES... ++;))
BLACK OUT SOME TEETH......??
Try it...!!
BEAUTY FADES....................

2007-01-18 08:43:06 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am looking for input on what cool trip-hop/electronica stuff is out there. Here is a list of my favorites:
DJ Shadow - Midnight in a Perfect World
Thievery Corporation - Glass Bead Game
Irresistible Force - Lie-In King
MC 900 Ft Jesus - The City Sleeps
King of Woolworths - To the Devil a Donut
Tortoise - Lithium Stiffs
Tosca - Rondo Acapricio
Radiohead - Climbing Up the Walls [Zero 7 Mix]
Art of Noise - Donna
Air - "Moon Safari" and "Virgin Suicides" albums
I'm looking for more stuff like that. Thanks for your input.

2007-01-18 08:42:57 · 4 answers · asked by J S 1 in Music

2007-01-18 08:42:50 · 10 answers · asked by sassygirliegirl27 2 in Music

2007-01-18 08:42:03 · 17 answers · asked by Elena 1 in Television

I'm getting a new account, and thought I might ask for ideas on a username. I'd like names that are musical, since I play guitar. Thanks!

2007-01-18 08:41:56 · 4 answers · asked by Mia 2 in Music

I use to have both........... a LONG TIME AGO.

2007-01-18 08:41:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

thanks

2007-01-18 08:41:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys