2007-01-18 08:47:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tom and Mary just moved in together. Mary found out that Tom has really really smelly feet in the morning. Tom also found out that Mary has really really bad breath in the morning.
So it was established that Tom would keep his socks on until he showers and Mary will not say a word until she brushes her teeth.
One morning, Tom couldn't find his socks. So after searching all over for it, he finally asked Mary if she saw his socks. She answered "No"
Then Tom burst out, "Oh god, you swallowed my socks!"
2007-01-18 09:30:19 · answer #1 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read this: Eye am Sofa King Stew Ped
2007-01-18 16:51:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the difference between a snickers and marathon?
Paula Radcliffe can finish a snickers!
2007-01-18 16:50:15 · answer #3 · answered by echo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man is walking down the road with a penguin.
Policeman: "You'd better take that penguin to the zoo."
Man: "OK"
Next Day...
Policeman: "I thought I told you to take that penguin to the zoo?"
Man: "I did. And he loved it! After that we went to the cinema!"
2007-01-18 16:59:25 · answer #4 · answered by luc_e92 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what did Saddam get for Christmas...soap on a rope. his wife is looking for a dark skinned well hung guy.
2007-01-18 18:07:15 · answer #5 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the irish man bury his radio
the batteries where dead
hehehehe
2007-01-18 16:51:37 · answer #6 · answered by thedevilinsidemademedoit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when is a door not a door?
when its ajar
what truns without moving?
milk
2007-01-18 17:02:51 · answer #7 · answered by gix 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
read my answer to this question
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlKhWKhzvU1PlhL2Hi6KwWPsy6IX?qid=20070118122130AADaLww&show=7#profile-info-AA11168377
2007-01-18 16:58:53 · answer #8 · answered by M T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋