Entertainment & Music - 17 January 2007

FINE
This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade.

NOTHING

This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine".

GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows)

This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows)

This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

SOFT SIGH

Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for what ever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead". At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO

This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT

This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing".

2007-01-17 03:39:25 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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60s TV babes quaterfinals: Who's hotter: Morticia or Jeannie?

This is highly unofficial of course...

2007-01-17 03:39:19 · 5 answers · asked by Rossonero NorCal SFECU 7 in Television

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Sorry, but this is hilarious.....I am having fun, you?

Yea, yea, yea, the star question again, but honestly, all the answers I have been reading have been making me laugh so hard....

Think Y/A should update more often?

(thanks for the laughs)

2007-01-17 03:39:18 · 4 answers · asked by Trese 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Does anybody else think that if they are going give out "identity" they should do it to the cowards?

who report you for stupid violations and then we won't have so many violations. Down with the stars!!

2007-01-17 03:38:31 · 8 answers · asked by It's been awhile 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Since Yahoo answers is starting to be like Super Mario Brothers, where do I collect coins?

2007-01-17 03:38:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who else here thinks the stars are evil?

2007-01-17 03:38:04 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Are these Lucky Charms stars? Did look kind of marshmallowy to me.?

2007-01-17 03:37:40 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What do you call a fast Arab?

Quick-sand.

Lol,
I'm an Arab, so no lectures.

2007-01-17 03:37:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Funny or not?

This joke violated community guidelines and has been forcibly removed.

Use your imagination.

2007-01-17 03:37:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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is it snowing where u r?

it is n dallas. i didn't have 2 go to school 2day

2007-01-17 03:36:49 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what happens if one games for star's is there a symbol for the ones that stink , or all questions without a

star some how deemed stupid and , if so does that mean there are stupid question that should not be ask

2007-01-17 03:36:42 · 1 answers · asked by HEY boo boo 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Is there anyway to get our ratings back?

Okay, so I don't mind the new "stars" but I really wish we still could rate questions.
So my question is, how can we get them back? Is there any way to tell customer service we don't like this?
If everyone else loves the stars, can we have both? Stars and thumbs up don't necessarily mean the same thing. If you thumbs up a question, it wouldn't go on your page or anything.
Anways, I just want my thumbs back, and I know a lot of you do too, so how can we get them?

2007-01-17 03:36:30 · 7 answers · asked by Famous Amos {not the cookies} 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Is romance important to you?

2007-01-17 03:36:24 · 20 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

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how would you make this a night to remember???

2007-01-17 03:36:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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NEWS FLASH >>> Did you know....?

that Grassy got a STAR at Holloywood's Walk of Fame

Its ahead of Donald Trumps - I hate that guy

2007-01-17 03:35:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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matches or lighter?

2007-01-17 03:35:38 · 42 answers · asked by Joe the God of Averageness® 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What is your favorite band?

Just looking to check out some new music and curious to see what everyone else likes.
Post your favorite band of all time!

2007-01-17 03:35:37 · 37 answers · asked by Syd 4 in Music

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when does the new season of Big Brother start?

2007-01-17 03:35:31 · 2 answers · asked by brunettebabe 2 in Television

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Are NBCs Anne Curry and ABCs Brian Ross married?

2007-01-17 03:35:26 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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i didnt know hinder was so crazy about bono?

"and yes i dreamt of U2 "

;)

2007-01-17 03:35:07 · 3 answers · asked by IDNTGIVASHT 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Whose you're favorite?

Whose you're favorite female celebrity? Not someone oldish, though. I'm talking about young hollywood. Example: Scarlett Johansson.

2007-01-17 03:34:31 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Should there be a new symbol for dumb and stupid Qs showing a guy with a thumb up his butt?

I think so!

2007-01-17 03:34:28 · 13 answers · asked by Freesumpin 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Is Joni B more then one Avatar or does she have a new look?

2007-01-17 03:34:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If you were to build the perfect woman ?

yes if you had to build the perfect woman only using celebraties body parts example the head of ? and work your way to the feet you can use as many body parts as you want

2007-01-17 03:34:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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funny or not?

A witness is testifying before the court, and the prosecuting attorney is asking him questions:

"You witnessed the robbery, sir?"
"Yes"
"What was stolen?"
"Two televisions"
"Did you see the thieves?"
"Yes"
"Could you identify them?"
"Yes"
"Are the two men who stole the televisions in this courtroom?"

At this point, the two defendants raised their hands.

(What's a defense attorney to do?)

2007-01-17 03:34:09 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles