A witness is testifying before the court, and the prosecuting attorney is asking him questions:
"You witnessed the robbery, sir?"
"Yes"
"What was stolen?"
"Two televisions"
"Did you see the thieves?"
"Yes"
"Could you identify them?"
"Yes"
"Are the two men who stole the televisions in this courtroom?"
At this point, the two defendants raised their hands.
(What's a defense attorney to do?)
2007-01-17 03:34:09 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha! yes,that is funny! man the defendants are stupid! two thumbs up!
2007-01-17 03:37:07 · answer #1 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meh. That's not really a funny joke. Just human stupidity.
2007-01-17 11:40:07 · answer #2 · answered by gdwtchofnth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes,what dumbasses!
2007-01-17 11:37:03 · answer #3 · answered by molliehollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
irish were they 10/10
2007-01-17 11:43:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did this actually happen to you?
If it did I bet you celebrated with a walnut whip
2007-01-17 11:37:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mint.
Thanks.
2007-01-17 11:37:26 · answer #6 · answered by malejocelyn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats very funny :D and its not often I read original jokes on here :)
Good Stuff
2007-01-18 19:22:12 · answer #7 · answered by mcascadd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2007-01-17 11:39:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of funny and weird!
2007-01-17 11:36:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! Funny one!
2007-01-17 11:37:26 · answer #10 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋