FINE
This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade.
NOTHING
This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine".
GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".
GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for what ever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead". At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing".
2007-01-17 03:39:25 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That sounds exactly like my first marriage!
2007-01-17 03:44:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Having been married for a year, I can safely say that many times when my wife speaks, she may as well be speaking Hungarian. Some dismiss it as a cliche, a stereotype, but it IS true--men and women communicate very differently.
I don't get speaking in 'woman' code--say what you mean, mean what you say. Don't speak in riddles. Ladies, if you're angry, don't use words that would suggest otherwise--and then get even more angry when your man didn't KNOW that you were angry!
Isn't the whole point of speaking to express a thought, to be understood? Why, then, do women speak in roundabout, mysterious, ambiguous language? Is it just so to produce a desired outcome in a conversation/argument with a man, and so always get the upper hand?
2007-01-17 17:11:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
AMEN from one Woman to another!
I hope all the men read this one!!!heehee
2007-01-17 12:33:41 · answer #3 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is all true and should be printed in a manual and given to all teenage boys in school ha ha
2007-01-17 13:18:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I need to send this to all my exboyfriends maybe that way they will understand ladies better.
2007-01-17 11:48:55 · answer #5 · answered by Ronice 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wise words that a man needs to know
2007-01-17 12:29:22 · answer #6 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I think I understand myself better.
2007-01-17 23:15:58 · answer #7 · answered by Up an Evolutionary Tree 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one is so much better than that courtroom joke!
Made me laugh all the way through it!
2007-01-17 11:45:09 · answer #8 · answered by gdwtchofnth 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO.
If that ain't the truth, Ruth.
2007-01-17 12:04:30 · answer #9 · answered by teardrop301 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A/L how do you know my wife so well?
that is her to a tee.
I wont say many thanks coz i dont think it deserves it
"sigh"
see what I mean...
2007-01-17 11:46:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋