Entertainment & Music - 17 January 2007

(Harry Potter)

2007-01-17 03:47:45 · 7 answers · asked by Aijaz .... 1 in Movies

2007-01-17 03:47:35 · 5 answers · asked by ? 1 in Television

A Man stand naked in front of his wife showing off his body
Man:"Look at that! 120 pounds of pure dynamite!"
Wife:"yes. Pity its only got a 2 inch fuse"

2007-01-17 03:47:33 · 16 answers · asked by zed10096 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-17 03:47:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This is highly unofficial of course...

Emma Peal (Avengers) or Ellie Mae (Beverly Hillbillies)?

2007-01-17 03:47:30 · 5 answers · asked by Rossonero NorCal SFECU 7 in Television

The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and demanded $20 for their first love-making encounter. In his highly aroused state, he readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30 years, him thinking it was a cute way for her to buy new clothes, etc.

Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very drunken state. Over the next few minutes she heard of the ravages of financial ruin caused by corporate down sizing and it's effects on a 50 year old executive.

Calmly, she handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest for 12 years totaling nearly $1 million dollars. Pointing across the parking lot she gestured toward the local bank while handing him stock certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars and informing him that he was the largest stockholder in the bank. She told him that for 30 years she had charged him each time they had sex , and this was the result of her investments.

By now he was distraught and beating his head against the side of the car. She asked him why the disappointment at such good news and he replied, "If I had known what you were doing, I would have given you all of my business!"

2007-01-17 03:47:11 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

or is polls & surveys at night more fun?

2007-01-17 03:47:06 · 2 answers · asked by IDNTGIVASHT 6 in Polls & Surveys

Did he drink too much?
Did she leave her clothes all over the place?
What was the last straw for you?

2007-01-17 03:46:53 · 14 answers · asked by bitoffriedgold 2 in Polls & Surveys

Why so long for a paternity test if you are sure of whom your baby's father is????

2007-01-17 03:46:37 · 16 answers · asked by shamiahb 1 in Celebrities

What kinda game was it? Was it fun?

Thanks fer answering this POLL! ♥

2007-01-17 03:46:07 · 12 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-17 03:45:43 · 20 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

it has to do with country music and spirituality

2007-01-17 03:45:37 · 2 answers · asked by treetown2 4 in Music

I would love to give advice to venus and serena williams. I would tell them to stop doing their own weaves and start getting them professionally done, then their hair would look so much better. I would also thank them for no longer wearing those beads. I mean come on, beads are for little children.

2007-01-17 03:45:26 · 14 answers · asked by ILuvDollz 2 in Celebrities

2007-01-17 03:45:07 · 5 answers · asked by gemini6187 2 in Television

2007-01-17 03:44:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

An old man goes into his doctor's office to get his yearly physical. While in there, the doctor asks how he's feeling.
"Doctor, I'm 80 years old. I have a 22 year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that? "
The doctor thought for a second and said, "Let me tell you a story:
I have an elderly friend, much like yourself, who likes to stay active by hunting. Every year on the first day of the season he goes out with his rifle. Last year, however, he mistakenly gravved his cane instead of his gun. When he got to his post, he saw a huge beaver sitting in the middle of the path. He reached for his cane, only then realizing his mistake. But he still put the cane up, took aim, and imitated firing two shots. Out of nowhere, simultaneously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over, dead. Now tell me what you think of that?"

2007-01-17 03:44:25 · 10 answers · asked by Maverick 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Ok, just moved out of my cousin's house, but when I was living with her, her boyfriend used to try to have sex with me and I caught him peeking through my door when everyone else in the house was sleep. He also went as far as to making a hole in the bathroom wall(which is right next to my room) so he could watch me while he was in the bathtub, which I tried to cover up numerous times. I know that I should have told her as soon as he tried the first time, but she is the type of person that thinks everyone wants her man and it is vice versa and I don't think that she would have believed me and it would have been awkward living under that type of situation with someone who thinks that they are always right. Now that I have moved out I don't have anything to lose, so should I tell her?

2007-01-17 03:44:18 · 31 answers · asked by TEE 3 in Polls & Surveys

This is highly unofficial of course...

Mary Anne (Gilligan's Island) or Judy (Lost in Space)?

2007-01-17 03:43:39 · 4 answers · asked by Rossonero NorCal SFECU 7 in Television

2007-01-17 03:43:09 · 12 answers · asked by Mahinda H 1 in Music

Ever heard of a little town in Misissippi called Waynesboro?Well we are the state champions.the war eagles wooo!!but it seems no1 knows who we r.do u?have u ever heard of wayne county?or clara or buckatunna or beat four?is your town big or small?

2007-01-17 03:43:03 · 10 answers · asked by ◊junior c/o '11◊ 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-17 03:43:01 · 12 answers · asked by mom 4 in Polls & Surveys

The physicist used to make a joke about a posteriori conclusions, as they are called.

“You know, the most amazing thing happened to me tonight,” he would say. “I saw a car with the license plate ARW 357. Can you imagine? Of all the millions of license plates in the state, what wad the chance that I would see that particular one tonight? Amazing!”

His point, of course, was that it is easy to make any banal situation seem extraordinary if you treat it as fateful.

2007-01-17 03:42:16 · 4 answers · asked by sprinting_turtle 5 in Jokes & Riddles

She is kinda manly...

2007-01-17 03:42:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-01-17 03:42:14 · 25 answers · asked by 2 good 2 miss 6 in Polls & Surveys

This is highly unofficial of course...

Morticia (Addams Family) or Jeannie (I Dream of Jeannie)?

2007-01-17 03:41:54 · 3 answers · asked by Rossonero NorCal SFECU 7 in Television

Hey all!! I was wondering who watched last night, and who your least favorite auditioner was?

The girl that did the cowardly lion was weird, but then the ammish guy was weird too. My favorites so far are the girl that is spanish, and the girl with the long curly hair, can't remember her name. Hopefully tonight in Seattle will be better.

2007-01-17 03:41:54 · 7 answers · asked by atlantagal 5 in Television

the one with the man driving through the country and his sat nav says " now enjoy" then the music kicks in...???

2007-01-17 03:41:42 · 1 answers · asked by andy h 1 in Television

yo look her its me and ma boi
sitting in school and dont know what to do
man we're thinking about robbing the sckool..
na im just playing
cuz when the principal comes...its you im giong to be blaming....


yeah boi..beat that...what ya think?!!

2007-01-17 03:41:25 · 7 answers · asked by Bradley K 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-17 03:41:06 · 10 answers · asked by AnswerGeek 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-17 03:41:00 · 4 answers · asked by stevo 1 in Music