Entertainment & Music - 16 January 2007

2007-01-16 07:01:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 07:01:38 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-16 07:01:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've seen you where you never was,
and where you ne'er will be;
And yet you in that very same place
May still be seen by me.


Who am I?

1st correct ans. gets 10 pts.

2007-01-16 07:01:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-16 07:01:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

While the Pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a good Catholic man, and would not ever dream of questioning the Pope's authority. So the Pope sat at the
wheel, while his driver got in the back.
They were travelling down the road doing between 70 and 80 mph, when a policeman happened to see them. As he pulled them over, he called in to headquarters reporting a speeding limo, with a VIP inside it.
The chief asked: "Who is in the limo, the mayor?"
The policeman told him: "No, someone more important than the mayor."
Then the chief asked "Is it the governor?"
The policeman answered: "No, someone more important than the governor."
The chief finally asked: "Is it the President?"
The policeman answered: "No, someone even more important than the President."
This made the chief very angry and he bellowed: "Now who is more important than the President?!"
The policeman calmly whispered: "I'll put it to you this way chief. I don't know who this guy is, but he has the Pope as his chauffeur."

2007-01-16 07:01:12 · 14 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

A plane full of people going to Iceland crash
The plane crashes between Canada and the USA
Where do you bury the survivors?

I will post the answer in about 30 minutes

2007-01-16 07:00:35 · 14 answers · asked by Kylie J 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Skinny white guy gets in an elevator. Huge black man says, "Before you ask,7ft tall, 350Ibs, 20" dick and my balls weigh 3Ib each, Turner Brown." The white guy faints. When he comes round he askes the man to say that again. The big guy repeats his stats and says, "My names Turner Brown". Oh Thank **** for that says the white man, i thought you said Turn around!!!

2007-01-16 07:00:30 · 18 answers · asked by Nick 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-16 06:59:55 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Skinny white guy gets in an elevator. Huge black man says, "Before you ask,7ft tall, 350Ibs, 20" dick and my balls weigh 3Ib each, Turner Brown." The white guy faints. When he comes round he askes the man to say that again. The big guy repeats his stats and says, "My names Turner Brown". Oh Thank **** for that says the white man, i thought you said Turn around!!!

2007-01-16 06:59:42 · 4 answers · asked by Nick 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Choose 1 answer
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A)Nothing. At the funeral just laugh your *** off and play some Rick James music

B)Run back to your house and continue to use Yahoo! Answers as if nothing happened

C)Run and help them

D)Jump off the cliff with your enemy and compete to see who hits the ground first

2007-01-16 06:59:33 · 53 answers · asked by sleepy 6 in Polls & Surveys

My friend burned me this CD and told me track nine (he wrote the names of each song) was by Pantera. I'm pretty sure I own all Pantera's stuff, so WTF?

2007-01-16 06:58:31 · 4 answers · asked by ©Œnter¢o®€ 1 in Music

2007-01-16 06:58:31 · 8 answers · asked by meerkat 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-16 06:58:19 · 8 answers · asked by Jack S 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 06:58:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I don't like the attitude of people towards each other.

Have a nice day!

2007-01-16 06:58:01 · 21 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

Celebrity Big Brother is populated by foul-mouthed,illiterate,racist,nobodies whose only claim to fame is that they have big mouths,cannot speak without swearing,unable to articulate a sentence without sounding like a dockyard fishwife,no decent diction amongst them,and whose IQ can be measured in single figures on a hand.What are we teaching our kids these days if this rabble is the best they can come up with?Are we really expecting our kids to have these imbeciles as role models to look up to?Perhaps with the general level of racism now being shown all day and night on Freeview,its hardly suprising kids never learn tolerence and respect for each other if this is the kind of dumbed-down, boring and despicable TV we're being subjected to.Nothing else matters these days except how much money C4 get for screening this trash.Why get in the way of good manners, tolerence and acceptence of others where C4 profits are concerned?Bring back decent TV!

2007-01-16 06:57:35 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

A piece of *ss that brings a tear to your eye.

2007-01-16 06:57:05 · 8 answers · asked by K-E-G 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I am a bank teller and occasionally I wait on this elder woman who is (pardon my pun) filthy stinkin' rich. You can't ever guess that though, by the way she dresses, the way she DOESN'T take care of herself, and the way she SMELLS! It's so bad it takes your breath away and you actually have to back up, no matter how hard you try not to. It's very pathetic that she smells like that when she definitely has enough money in her account to buy all the soap she wants.

2007-01-16 06:56:47 · 14 answers · asked by Widowzpeak 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 06:56:18 · 7 answers · asked by Brad R 4 in Music

beside love

2007-01-16 06:56:16 · 10 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

...and why?

2007-01-16 06:55:27 · 9 answers · asked by mikey 3 in Celebrities

Tell me and tell me good things, for I am the keeper of all wine.

2007-01-16 06:55:20 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

com'on what would you do?

2007-01-16 06:55:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Forty teeth I have complete,
Yet I've never learned to eat;
Sometimes black & sometimes white,
Yet I cannot even bite!

10 pts 4 the 1st right ans.

2007-01-16 06:55:08 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-16 06:55:05 · 6 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 06:55:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

what is a funny random nickname i can call a guy?....i need one because I reader not use any rasical insults, even thought he says its ok.

2007-01-16 06:55:03 · 8 answers · asked by Robyn D 1 in Polls & Surveys

I'm mean C'mon----WHEN will either the "Academy" or the "Golden Globes Committee" recognize REAL TALENT in their midst?

My opinion of Johnny Depp is not biased toward his looks but rather his acting ability.

2007-01-16 06:55:02 · 12 answers · asked by What gives? 5 in Movies

2007-01-16 06:54:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys