While the Pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a good Catholic man, and would not ever dream of questioning the Pope's authority. So the Pope sat at the
wheel, while his driver got in the back.
They were travelling down the road doing between 70 and 80 mph, when a policeman happened to see them. As he pulled them over, he called in to headquarters reporting a speeding limo, with a VIP inside it.
The chief asked: "Who is in the limo, the mayor?"
The policeman told him: "No, someone more important than the mayor."
Then the chief asked "Is it the governor?"
The policeman answered: "No, someone more important than the governor."
The chief finally asked: "Is it the President?"
The policeman answered: "No, someone even more important than the President."
This made the chief very angry and he bellowed: "Now who is more important than the President?!"
The policeman calmly whispered: "I'll put it to you this way chief. I don't know who this guy is, but he has the Pope as his chauffeur."
2007-01-16 07:01:12 · 14 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
one hundred n eighty, great stuff
2007-01-16 08:52:10 · answer #1 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10
2007-01-16 18:42:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one, but it was Billy Graham that was driving
2007-01-16 07:13:21 · answer #3 · answered by Bo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is an excellent joke i thought it wasn't going to be very good but i loved it lmao
2007-01-16 07:11:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Heard it b4 but still funny .8/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-16 07:43:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good evening to you Cowboy
This is good. Real good
2007-01-16 07:31:20 · answer #6 · answered by allseasons 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thumbs up all the way lol
2007-01-16 09:03:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
clean and funny - not too many of those around these days!
2007-01-16 07:19:15 · answer #8 · answered by good guy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaa niiicee
2007-01-16 07:26:34 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked it
2007-01-16 07:05:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋