Entertainment & Music - 13 January 2007

Are working as sailors on board an old sailing ship years ago. One night, they all get drunk, cause a load of trouble and are thrown in the brig. The next morning, they're brought out on deck to receive their punishment of 10 lashes. As it's the captain's birthday, he decides to allow them to have something put on their back before the flogging. He asks the Scotsman if he'd like anything on his back, the Scotsman asks for a pint of scotch whisky to be rubbed into his back. He then asks the Englisman the same question, he replies that he would like some nice nivea cream rubbed on his back. Then the captain asked the Irishman if he'd like anything put on his back before he was flogged. "I would" said Paddy "That f**king Englishman"

2007-01-13 07:17:30 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-13 07:17:21 · 3 answers · asked by AamiXSasu 1 in Comics & Animation

It says:
Because of you I am free, I am free to run, I am free to dance and I am free to live for you

or something like it, please I need to know the name and artist!!!!!!! thanks

2007-01-13 07:17:05 · 4 answers · asked by andrea 2 in Music

((if your are going to be mean and stuff then id prefer you not to answer this)) im so sick of reading like a poem online or a story and the people who leave the comments are so mean...EMO is just a label, there atill humans like the rest of you people insulting them. they already have like bad so why do you need to make things worst for them?! anyways...i get so mad when i see stupid stuff like "emo's are fags!" and stuff...why are people so mean to them?!

2007-01-13 07:16:59 · 31 answers · asked by Belle!! 1 in Other - Entertainment

2007-01-13 07:16:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=28792768&MyToken=c3708dbb-f04e-4003-b20f-4b8bfd51d108

2007-01-13 07:16:46 · 4 answers · asked by iMaSweet 1 in Music

Its cars driving in a circle 500 times, how is that exciting?

2007-01-13 07:16:40 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-13 07:16:07 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

So far I think all of them are pretty Corny but which one do you think is the Corniest?
I'm thinking John Brown "King of the Burbs" is the corniest!

2007-01-13 07:15:53 · 5 answers · asked by mcm 3 in Television

2007-01-13 07:15:01 · 11 answers · asked by MARIA H 1 in Movies

The salvation army question got me thinking-

Drug money, gambling money, terrorist money, etc. At what point would you not accept 2 million dollars?

2007-01-13 07:14:46 · 25 answers · asked by ÐIESEŁ ÐUB 6 in Polls & Surveys

Odd numbers. Devil's work, I tell you.

2007-01-13 07:13:51 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-13 07:12:16 · 16 answers · asked by aaaa 1 in Television

2007-01-13 07:12:04 · 17 answers · asked by luvmycrafties 4 in Polls & Surveys

u get ur wife back ur dog back and ur house back

2007-01-13 07:11:48 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

what was your GPA

2007-01-13 07:11:44 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-13 07:11:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

the song is a little bit ragaee and kind of old but if anyone can help thanks!
some lyrics are...... i love ya love ya so i love ya love ya so.......girl you make me sweat, so sweat so you cant sweat some more......

2007-01-13 07:11:24 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I need some lucky numbers to play the lottery tonight

2007-01-13 07:10:50 · 25 answers · asked by canuticklemepink 5 in Polls & Surveys

im going to become a migacian and i need some names some cool stuff like mind freak cool stuff like that thanx to who ever answsers

2007-01-13 07:10:41 · 3 answers · asked by SeAn™ 2 in Other - Entertainment

and do you use conditioner?

I love Redken's All Soft...it smells soooo good. I have to use conditioner or my hair is a big dry mess.

2007-01-13 07:10:23 · 56 answers · asked by vegetable soup 5 in Polls & Surveys

three old men are sitting in a coffee shop talking, they start up a converstaion about how it sucks to be old, the first man is 84 and he says "i wake up 5 times a night to go pee, it's really annoying" the second old man is 87, he says "thats nothing, i'm constantly constipated!" the third old man 91 then says "thats it?! i wake up every morning at 5 a.m. to take a wizz, and poo" the other too men say "well thats amazing!" the 91 yr old continues "..but i dont get out of bed until 7 a.m.!"

2007-01-13 07:09:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

When you visit someones house do you automattically take off your shoes or does someone have to tell you to. Do you like taking off your shoes at other peoples houses. Do you let people wear shoes in your house.

2007-01-13 07:09:23 · 13 answers · asked by J J 2 in Polls & Surveys

lost in your own thoughts?
(Don't know if I am explaining myself correctly...)

2007-01-13 07:08:46 · 33 answers · asked by Scarlett 5 in Polls & Surveys

I think i heard that theirs a double meaning to the movie, could someone please explain it to me.

2007-01-13 07:08:10 · 15 answers · asked by The infamous bongblaster 4 in Movies

In the last few years, movies and tv shows have become stale, boring and predictable. When will something good get made.

2007-01-13 07:07:58 · 5 answers · asked by Jason Bourne 5 in Television

2007-01-13 07:07:53 · 4 answers · asked by canuticklemepink 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-13 07:07:12 · 3 answers · asked by ndgrad2001 1 in Celebrities

I live in tucson, az.. there are mountains near, but i am wondering what would be nice to find?

2007-01-13 07:06:50 · 9 answers · asked by nukem_thebomb 3 in Music

lol The voices are making me ask you guys this. What do the voices in your head tell you to do. (he more creative the better)

2007-01-13 07:06:22 · 40 answers · asked by tuxgal3 5 in Polls & Surveys