old people are funny?

Question

three old men are sitting in a coffee shop talking, they start up a converstaion about how it sucks to be old, the first man is 84 and he says "i wake up 5 times a night to go pee, it's really annoying" the second old man is 87, he says "thats nothing, i'm constantly constipated!" the third old man 91 then says "thats it?! i wake up every morning at 5 a.m. to take a wizz, and poo" the other too men say "well thats amazing!" the 91 yr old continues "..but i dont get out of bed until 7 a.m.!"

Answer 1

That was very cute.You gave me a laugh.

Answer 2

Old people is funny ,that's true.

An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program.

The preacher on this show would go to all the people in the audience and asking them what they wanted fixed, then he would have them cover the part of their body they wanted fixed.

Many of the people were elderly so they were covering their eyes and hearts. Then the preacher said "Ok now for you at home put your hand on the part of your body you want fixed and say this prayer with me."

So the little old lady put her hand on her heart, because she had a very bad heart. And the little old man put his hands on his crotch.

The little old lady turned to her husband and said "He said he could heal the sick, not raise the dead!"

Answer 3

That's funny Socorro 43

Answer 4

Very funny yet very disgusting
8/10
☼

Answer 5

ahh, old age-the inevitable truth hope we still have our sense of humor then.

Answer 6

haha! that's funny yet,...disgusting... lol

Answer 7

no i think you were
ment to say they are MISERABLE