Entertainment & Music - 13 January 2007

TODAY IS ANOTHER RIDDLE=D


I AM A SMALL DOG. I AM WHITE LIKE FOG.
I AM WARM AND FUZZY. BUT SOMETIMES I NEED A MUZZEY I AM POPULAR AND PUREBRED IS WANTED. I SHINE ON STAGE. I WEAR BOWS IN MY HAIR ON MY HEAD. THE FIRST SYLLABLE OF MY NAME IS ONLY ONE LETTER SHORT BUT SOUNDS JUST LIKE THE PLACE LIKE TO GO ON _______________ SPREES!!!!!

ANSWER:
THE TYPE OF DOG
AND WHAT KIND OF SPREE

GOOD LUCK!

2007-01-13 19:38:32 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

this film is a fight between persian army and spartans.persians are much civilized.but in film spartans are civilized.and there were no balck man in persian as film shown.persians are not arabs as the film shows.arab is a insult to a persian.and persians were the first empror of the world.but they showd in film that they were savages.how is it possible to change the history?

2007-01-13 19:37:11 · 4 answers · asked by Sina Isapoor 1 in Movies

2007-01-13 19:35:49 · 6 answers · asked by walker 1 in Movies

would u rather be deaf or blind??

2007-01-13 19:35:08 · 25 answers · asked by !!David!! 2 in Polls & Surveys

I'm 19, an award winning filmmaker and I'm gonna puke because I have a meeting with Universal representatives regarding a pending studio contract. If I get it, I'll be the youngest to be signed to a deal in studio history. The youngest currently was 22 and his name is fairly well known. Steven Spielberg. I feel I'm gonna puke, I'm up late. WHAT DO I DO?!?!

2007-01-13 19:34:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-01-13 19:34:48 · 4 answers · asked by David 6 in Movies

This bloke's ram dies just before lambing season. So he phones his neighbour who also is a famer and asks him how much would it cost him to buy a ram from him.

He reply's £3000, the bloke say's he can't afford that type of money. So his neighbour say's "make love to them yourself"?

So the next morning the bloke take's his Landrover car and put 6 sheep into it and drives off to a place were he makes love to them, and he then returns to the farmhouse.

The following morning he looks out the farmhouse window and the sheep are still standing in the field and not lying on the belly's a pregnant sheep do.

So once again 6 sheep go into the Landrover for a seeing to?

The next morning his wife is getting up and he asks her to look out the window as he's knackered.

His wife looks out and reply's there not standing up or on their belly's?

What are they up to said the bloke.

Oh there sheep jumping into the Landrover and one is tooting the horn!

2007-01-13 19:34:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

should i let him or not good night everyone i will see yall in a few hours thanks for answering my questions

2007-01-13 19:34:06 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"


(You're going to love this)





(A masterpiece)




(Wait for it)








The bank manager looks back at her and says..."It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

(You're singing it, aren't you?) Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!

2007-01-13 19:33:40 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-13 19:32:54 · 10 answers · asked by David 6 in Movies

2007-01-13 19:32:28 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Unable to view Episode 6 of Heroes through Limewire, NBC, heroesuniverse.net or heroeswire.com -- where else can I get episode 6?

2007-01-13 19:32:25 · 4 answers · asked by brwnsugar2spice 1 in Television

Babies with No Teeth,
Babies getting first tooth.. or two
Child with a tooth or Two MISSING.. ?
I love it... aaawwww

2007-01-13 19:32:04 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-13 19:31:35 · 15 answers · asked by Obsidian © 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-13 19:31:07 · 14 answers · asked by David 6 in Movies

Goku cant use ne of his powers and neo cant use ne guns. just plain old martial arts and flying.

2007-01-13 19:30:40 · 6 answers · asked by gangstalicious_pinoy 1 in Comics & Animation

2007-01-13 19:30:39 · 38 answers · asked by Obsidian © 5 in Polls & Surveys

SToP AskinG STupiD QueStions?????

Thank You

2007-01-13 19:30:35 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'd get an account and a lawyer, cuz I'd definately need both within the first 24 hours.

2007-01-13 19:30:29 · 26 answers · asked by Tapout 4 in Polls & Surveys

CHEWING GUM.. PLEASE
I WON'T SNAP AND POP AND
CHEW WITH MY MOUTH
OPEN.. PROMISE..!

2007-01-13 19:30:26 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if you dont laugh your a hater.

A MAN HAS JUST LOST HIS GIRL AND JOB AND, NEEDLESS TO SAY HAS A REALLY BAD ATTITUDE.

THE MAN WALKS INTO A MCDONALD'S AN TELLS THE GUY " I WANT A BIGMACK! NOT TOO GREASY, NOT TOO DRY. JUST RIGHT, BETWEEN THE GROOVE.

THE MAN THEN SAYS "AND WHILE YOUR AT IT! GET ME A BIG BUNCH OF FRIES. NOT TOO CRISPY, NOT TOO SOFT, JUST RIGHT, BETWEEN THE GROVE.

THE MAN THEEEEN SAYS, "AND WHILE YOUR AT IT!!! THROW IN A BIG FROSTY! NOT TOO THICK, UH UH, NOT TOO THIN, JUST RIGHT, BETWEEN THE GROVE.

SO THE GUY GOES INTO THE KITCHEN AND COMES BACK FIVE MINUTES LATER. HE SAY'S "WELL THE CHEF SAID YOU CAN KISS HIS ***. NOT TOO THE LEFT, NOT TO THE RIGHT, BUT RIGHT, BETWEEN THE GROOVE.

2007-01-13 19:30:16 · 5 answers · asked by PrinceKattJohnnyDepp 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-13 19:29:56 · 3 answers · asked by Atlas 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-13 19:29:24 · 3 answers · asked by David 6 in Movies

I think it is. i mean, yeah it's nice, but like the apple iphone? thats kinda rediculous. there's already too much stuff that has a phone, mp3 player, internet (etc.) stuff on it. they keep coming up with the same exact stuff but different styles and looks. i think its rediculous, dont you think?

2007-01-13 19:29:22 · 7 answers · asked by Kera 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-13 19:28:33 · 11 answers · asked by Atlas 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-13 19:28:29 · 2 answers · asked by SA 1 in Television

Two out of work bums decided that they would be better off in a more downtown location so they hitched a ride. The driver dropped them off in the city's red-light district.

A hooker approached one of the bums and said, "Hey guy, would you like a hand job?"

The bum shook his head and said, "Errr, no it's okay!"

A few minutes later another hooker approached the bums and said, "Hey guys, would you like a b--w job?"

The bums declined. After the hooker left the bum turned to his buddy and said, "We'd better go back where we came from. We've only been here 10 minutes and we've been offered two jobs already!"

2007-01-13 19:28:25 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

yeah anime is way better then that crap they put on nickelodean or cartoon network. i like anime adult swim and south park

2007-01-13 19:28:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

i am obviously one of these people. it is late over here, just wanted to see how many people have nothing else better to do this time of night. why are you still awake?

2007-01-13 19:27:46 · 8 answers · asked by talofa lava 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-13 19:25:54 · 4 answers · asked by R p 1 in Television