A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
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The bank manager looks back at her and says..."It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
(You're singing it, aren't you?) Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!
2007-01-13 19:33:40 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfao thats funny another classic from my queen of yahoo xxxxxxxxxxxx
2007-01-13 20:56:16 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! yes I did sing it. I run a pub in Southampton. The whole pub will know the joke by the end of the day, which means half the city will know it by the end of the week! Thanks.
2007-01-14 03:40:03 · answer #2 · answered by jan the gooner 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-01-14 04:00:51 · answer #3 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one(and yes i found myself singing it)
2007-01-14 03:38:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
near perfection
2007-01-14 03:45:22 · answer #5 · answered by boilerrat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was singing it as well well done always laughing top marks for that one
2007-01-14 03:45:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!!! thats really funny!! 10/10
2007-01-14 04:21:54 · answer #7 · answered by Travis Lova!!! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. I was singing it! Brilliant!
2007-01-14 03:56:51 · answer #8 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're usually better. I'll look you up again.
2007-01-14 03:54:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That IS one of your best!!! Well done to you.
2007-01-14 03:49:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋