This bloke's ram dies just before lambing season. So he phones his neighbour who also is a famer and asks him how much would it cost him to buy a ram from him.
He reply's £3000, the bloke say's he can't afford that type of money. So his neighbour say's "make love to them yourself"?
So the next morning the bloke take's his Landrover car and put 6 sheep into it and drives off to a place were he makes love to them, and he then returns to the farmhouse.
The following morning he looks out the farmhouse window and the sheep are still standing in the field and not lying on the belly's a pregnant sheep do.
So once again 6 sheep go into the Landrover for a seeing to?
The next morning his wife is getting up and he asks her to look out the window as he's knackered.
His wife looks out and reply's there not standing up or on their belly's?
What are they up to said the bloke.
Oh there sheep jumping into the Landrover and one is tooting the horn!
2007-01-13 19:34:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant joke. Definitely made me laugh good.
2007-01-13 20:02:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10
2007-01-13 19:47:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, Your good with jokes! 10/10!
2007-01-13 20:01:06 · answer #3 · answered by Woolley Bear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good 1
2007-01-13 19:56:54 · answer #4 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Jeeps I've just choked on my toast.........More but between meals..please
2007-01-13 19:43:12 · answer #5 · answered by Branded 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha. Well done. You've cheered me up.
2007-01-13 19:49:49 · answer #6 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another good one x
2007-01-13 19:41:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice
2007-01-13 19:43:23 · answer #8 · answered by RIZ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha funny
2007-01-13 21:17:26 · answer #9 · answered by Andy S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get that, probably cause I'm too literal.
2007-01-13 19:41:21 · answer #10 · answered by autisticspectrumkid 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋