Two out of work bums decided that they would be better off in a more downtown location so they hitched a ride. The driver dropped them off in the city's red-light district.
A hooker approached one of the bums and said, "Hey guy, would you like a hand job?"
The bum shook his head and said, "Errr, no it's okay!"
A few minutes later another hooker approached the bums and said, "Hey guys, would you like a b--w job?"
The bums declined. After the hooker left the bum turned to his buddy and said, "We'd better go back where we came from. We've only been here 10 minutes and we've been offered two jobs already!"
2007-01-13 19:28:25 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good lol 8/10
2007-01-14 21:19:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ancient joke:
Two derelicts are sitting on church steps week after week, one, wearing a cross, the other a star of David. A woman walks up, hands the cross a dollar and talks to the star.
"Why is it you two come here every week. Every week we give money to him and not to you. Why don't you just go away?" and walks away.
The star says to his business partner, "Look who's trying to teach us how to business!"
If you don't get it, think about it.
2007-01-14 03:37:52 · answer #2 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats a bum?
2007-01-14 03:43:32 · answer #3 · answered by helloooo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
depends on what type of sense of humour u have. i liked it anyways!
2007-01-14 03:32:55 · answer #4 · answered by curiousguy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorta but ppl will tel u dat it is funny, great onli to get 10 points .....but i won do dat.....byee tc
2007-01-14 04:21:34 · answer #5 · answered by aaneeqsha r 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Kinda dry..Coulda been much better.
2007-01-14 03:39:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny
2007-01-14 03:36:16 · answer #7 · answered by RIZ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm...It's a groaner
2007-01-14 03:31:04 · answer #8 · answered by Curiously 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
myeh, its ok i guess. bit weird
2007-01-14 03:31:50 · answer #9 · answered by i_confuzzled 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha... yes! I love it!
2007-01-14 03:31:24 · answer #10 · answered by Sarah 3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋