Entertainment & Music - 12 January 2007

"It is a show about nothing," and it really has no bearing on anything. It is meaningless to the end. Why was this show such an overwhelming success? Anyone want to say something about intellect in this day and age?

2007-01-12 09:31:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating. She says, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?" One of the Japanese men says, "Can't you see? We are all berry hungry." The waitress says, "So how is whacking-off in the middle of the restaurant going to help that situation??" One of the other businessmen replies: "The menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!"

2007-01-12 09:30:49 · 6 answers · asked by Cuddly Lez 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-12 09:30:43 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-12 09:30:37 · 4 answers · asked by Deavious999 3 in Polls & Surveys

You know, I don't have a job right now, and I am broke. I think I deserve some money or favors because he uses my ideas and advice !!!

2007-01-12 09:30:34 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is that ketchup song or riddle or whatever that guys sings in Kate and Leopold? Thanks

2007-01-12 09:29:50 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

ok so I just vomited up a little red furry thingy and right now it is eating my intestines....ouch....anyways.....what is ur problem? that is my question....oh and if u have time plz give me sum advice on what to do about the razor toothed crimson ball of fur. Thanks a ton.

2007-01-12 09:29:28 · 16 answers · asked by badhair92 2 in Polls & Surveys

During the Soviet times, a teacher in Russia was teaching a class of small children about the world they live in. She pointed to a map of the Soviet Union and said:
"This is the Soviet Union. It is a worker's paradise where every man and woman has a job. They have decent housing, schools and healthcare. Everyone in the Soviet Union is happy."
She then pointed to a map of the US:
"This is the United States of America. Here workers sometimes cannot find work. Some people are so poor they don't have houses and even sleep in the gutter. They do not all have access to healthcare and as you can imagine, not everyone in the US is happy."
She then noticed a little girl crying her eyes out in the front row.
"Marina Petronovich, why are you crying?" she barked.
Marina rubbed at her eyes:
"I want to live in the Soviet Union...."

2007-01-12 09:29:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-12 09:29:25 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is singing. He has a lovely voice and the talent scout says, "Come to my office. I want to sign you and this marvelous dog to a contract. This dog can make us both rich."

The man brings his little dog to the talent scout's office. The little dog is just about to finish singing "La Donna E' Mobile," when a large dog runs into the room and grabs him by the scruff of the neck. She (it's a *****) runs away with him in her mouth.

The talent scout yells, "Stop her. She's taking away our fortune!"

The man replies, sadly, "It's no use. That's his mother. She doesn't want him to be on stage. She wants him to be a doctor."

2007-01-12 09:28:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Like a relationship, a job, a weak and drawn out joke

2007-01-12 09:28:51 · 23 answers · asked by Phoenix Rising 6 in Polls & Surveys

Keep smiling.

2007-01-12 09:28:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

what part of a cabbage shouldnt you eat?









the wheelchair!

and before the pc brigade start.the reason i started with "its only a joke" is cos my mates been in a chair for 20 yrs and actually laughed at this!!

2007-01-12 09:28:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

You just rush and kiss on first date then you find out you were mistaken...Right?!

2007-01-12 09:27:47 · 5 answers · asked by adorable 4 in Polls & Surveys

is michael ball gay?

2007-01-12 09:27:23 · 8 answers · asked by Buffy 4 in Television

Mine are Wll Ferrell,Chris Farley,Eddie Murphy,Bill Murray and Cheri Oteri.

2007-01-12 09:27:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

does anyone know a good site to find really good tattoos?

2007-01-12 09:27:01 · 10 answers · asked by Oklahoma Economist 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-12 09:26:33 · 13 answers · asked by The Anthwer Man 3 in Polls & Surveys

Anthony or Hayley?

2007-01-12 09:26:27 · 3 answers · asked by ~Mustaffa~Laff~ 4 in Television

Yes or no. And why you chose your answer? Thank you.

2007-01-12 09:26:03 · 13 answers · asked by kidkill18 2 in Polls & Surveys

A young girl gets married and a few days later her mother comes to visit. When she arrives, she is shocked to find her daughter standing naked at the front door. "What are you doing!" insists her mother. "Mom, it's my love dress! Don't you like it?" "I'll come back in a few weeks when the honeymoon is over," replies her mother, as she turns & leaves.
A few weeks later, the mother arrives at her daughter's house once. Again, she is shocked when her naked daughter answers the door to greet her. "Now what are you doing?" "Mom, it's my love dress! It keeps the marriage spicy!" "I'll give you a few more weeks," replies her mother, as she turns & leaves.
Later that night, the mother decides to try it too. When her husband arrives home, she greets him at the front door in the nude. "Honey, what are hell are you doing!" remarks the husband. "It's my love dress, dear! What do you think of it?" "Well, to be perfectly honest," replies her husband, "I think you should have ironed it first."

2007-01-12 09:25:35 · 7 answers · asked by Cuddly Lez 6 in Jokes & Riddles

woohoo i passed my driving test today 1st time (very lucky), and im going for a drive hehe, to the shop because i havent got much money lol until next week! ? what will you be doing ?

2007-01-12 09:25:32 · 26 answers · asked by button moon 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-12 09:25:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There's a new Visa commercial that uses the song from the old Looney Tunes shorts. Does anybody know what this song is called, or where I can find a full version?

The commercial is here:

http://usa.visa.com/personal/visa_brings_you/advertising/index.html?it=searchQuicklink

2007-01-12 09:25:04 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

If you do did she ever call your name,because she never said mine!

2007-01-12 09:24:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

i remember watching an episode of her show a while ago and they were doing a "best of" of her previous shows. they mentioned something about one of her worst interviews but wouldn't say who it was with so i was just curious who it was and why it was so bad

2007-01-12 09:24:32 · 4 answers · asked by blyng1225 3 in Television

Like on the weekends?

2007-01-12 09:24:28 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-12 09:24:07 · 10 answers · asked by ANTHONY W 1 in Celebrities

Nothing Ever Again can SHOCK ME.........
And
BAM..........
HERE COMES THE NEXT
SHOCKER............==;0 ...!!!
I HAVE MANY TIMES.... YIKES...!!!!!!

2007-01-12 09:24:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why did the chicken cross the road?........

2007-01-12 09:23:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles