Love dress joke, Read it...?

Question

A young girl gets married and a few days later her mother comes to visit. When she arrives, she is shocked to find her daughter standing naked at the front door. "What are you doing!" insists her mother. "Mom, it's my love dress! Don't you like it?" "I'll come back in a few weeks when the honeymoon is over," replies her mother, as she turns & leaves.
A few weeks later, the mother arrives at her daughter's house once. Again, she is shocked when her naked daughter answers the door to greet her. "Now what are you doing?" "Mom, it's my love dress! It keeps the marriage spicy!" "I'll give you a few more weeks," replies her mother, as she turns & leaves.
Later that night, the mother decides to try it too. When her husband arrives home, she greets him at the front door in the nude. "Honey, what are hell are you doing!" remarks the husband. "It's my love dress, dear! What do you think of it?" "Well, to be perfectly honest," replies her husband, "I think you should have ironed it first."

Answer 1

lol.......... Stretch marks, cellulites not a good look.

Answer 2

thanks for posting those, What a hoot to make sure. All those lines are very humorous really, yet I--- LOL--- over the three men studying, ooowww i'm able to really imagine of a few of them peeing on the electric powered powered fence, i ask your self even if or not they learnt to make sure and then have, Ha ha ha!!! ............Cheers...........

Answer 3

haha thats tears

Answer 4

aww thats nasty - funny though ! =P

Answer 5

very old joke

Answer 6

well, he definitely isn't going to get any

Answer 7

ohh. kinda nasty. but funny. lol.