Entertainment & Music - 12 January 2007

"Welcome home, Speedy!" :) said the banner over the pub door as the intrepid explorer returned from his safari in darkest Africa. After a few pints, his crowd of well-wishers asked him to tell some of his more hair-raising stories.
Speedy sat back and began:
"There was this one day when I went out alone into the jungle and strayed into unknown territory. Suddenly I heard a loud roar behind me and turning round, I saw a huge lion ready to pounce. Well, I just ran for it. Luckily, just as it was about to get me, it slipped and I was able to run on. But next moment, he was breathing down my neck again.Then just as I thought it was curtains, he slipped again and I managed to run back into the camp."
Speedy's audience listened spellbound until a voice from the back remarked, "Bloody hell Speedy, if that had been me, I'd have sh*t my pants."
Speedy turned to the speaker and replied, "What do you think the lion kept slipping on?" :)

2007-01-12 09:36:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-12 09:35:47 · 10 answers · asked by spurgeman2003 1 in Music

What is this song called?"It's like rain on your wedding day, its a free ride when you've already paid, it's the good advice that you just didnt take." HELP!!

2007-01-12 09:35:28 · 7 answers · asked by pinkdance1 2 in Music

A father was reviewing his son's report card one evening, and was distraught. His boy had all A's except for math, which he failed. He met with his teacher, then the principal, then after more follow up meetings, he decided to put the boy in a private school. Months passed, his report card arrived, and the same results appeared: All A's, but a failure in Math. The private school cost so much money, the father took him out of this school, and sent him to a very good school uptown. Again, the boy failed math, but had A's in everything else. Finally, he sent the boy off to a local Catholic School. When the first report card arrived, the father looked at it with just one eye open, holding his breath. Then he saw his son had all A's, including math! He said to his son: "Tell me, how were you able to do so well in math in this new school?" The boy turned white as a ghost when his father asked him the question. "Well, on the very first day of school, I walked into the hall and saw this guy nailed to a plus sign, so I knew they did not mess around!"

2007-01-12 09:35:14 · 14 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

this guy i go to school with emailed me and said all kinds of crap
it made me mad
i would like to send a music video showing how mad i am at him
(he was nice to me: until this came)

2007-01-12 09:35:09 · 1 answers · asked by Lisa 1 in Music

2007-01-12 09:35:01 · 5 answers · asked by Luis 4 in Polls & Surveys

in body and face

2007-01-12 09:34:59 · 20 answers · asked by lilz_miss_diva 1 in Celebrities

i'm having trouble remembering name and artist of the song with following lyrics in it, it is by a woman rocker pleaeeessee help me i'ts driving me crazy.....

just like the one's we love sing a song just like we're singing
baby who baby who baby whoooooo

2007-01-12 09:34:57 · 10 answers · asked by tree 1 in Music

Which is the better service and why?

2007-01-12 09:34:56 · 17 answers · asked by Brian V 1 in Movies

Yanking really hard on someone's pubic hair, or sticking a sewing pin underneath their fingernail?

2007-01-12 09:34:55 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it annoys me when my boyfriend talks on his cell phone when we're on a date... arghhh....

2007-01-12 09:34:28 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

stuff like shirts backpacks track jackets hoodies any info will be valued.

2007-01-12 09:34:26 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

It is a hip hop song...I thought maybe luda, with a female singer, maybe Mary j...or something.

The chorus goes (or what it sounds like): I, I, I, I, wanna boogie cuz all the street thungs are trying to ....

I know thats not what she is saying, but it is driving me crazy not knowing. Any help?

2007-01-12 09:34:01 · 3 answers · asked by Ember B 3 in Music

2007-01-12 09:33:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is lil jj cute or fine
who saw his new show just jordan he is so cute


oh yeah he is my man

2007-01-12 09:33:54 · 6 answers · asked by babyblue12 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-12 09:33:50 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much to large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret as she's embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out. The doctor agrees.

She wakes up from her operation and finds three roses carefully placed beside her bed. Outraged she immediately calls in the doctor and says, "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!" "Don't worry," he says, "I didn't tell anybody. The first rose is from me. I felt bad because you went through this all by yourself. The second one is from the nurse. She assisted me with the operation, and she had the operation done herself." "Who is the third rose from?" she asked. "Oh," says the doctor, "that rose is from the guy upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears!"

2007-01-12 09:33:21 · 13 answers · asked by Cuddly Lez 6 in Jokes & Riddles

what was it and why

2007-01-12 09:33:18 · 11 answers · asked by Princess 1 in Television

2007-01-12 09:32:55 · 11 answers · asked by Freakgirl 7 in Movies

2007-01-12 09:32:53 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-01-12 09:32:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-12 09:32:06 · 24 answers · asked by ANTHONY W 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-12 09:31:57 · 28 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

Do you have any puppies?
What's your favorite color?
Do you still have all 10 fingers?
What's your favorite vegetable?
Do you like twirling, twirling TWIRRRRRLING?
Aren't postage stamps fun?
Do you buy birthday cards or make them on the computer?
Do you wear plaid?
Why does the sun shine?
Why does it burn when I look at it?
Do you buy store-brand products?
What have you drank simply because you were desparate for booze?
Have you ever died?
Do you like talking on the telephone?
When was the last time you played Majang?
When in desparation, do you do the Running Man?
Hey kids! Where do ya wanna go???
Are you currently running from the police?
Are you good with computers?
How many items are in your stapler collection?
What's my favorite cake?
What foreign countries have you visited?
How many of them are you banned from ever visiting again?
How many illegitimate children do you have?
How many legitimate children do you wish you didn't have?
What's that smell?????

2007-01-12 09:31:52 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My mother makes me, my brothers dont have the guts to tell them to f off...they try to say their first name to sound like one of her friends to which I reply(if I dont know em) -- ...from? I get a bit of satisfaction from it too♥

2007-01-12 09:31:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What Song Should I Sing???
Every year my town has a thing called CBC where we sponcer crippled kids and we have like games and auctions and so on and there is also a talent show and i want to sing a song that has to do with helping crppled kids or kids in trouble such as Gods Will but i dont want to sing that one. Any suggestions?

2007-01-12 09:31:32 · 5 answers · asked by sweeetlover225 1 in Music

2007-01-12 09:31:25 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Is Kid Rock Hank Williams Jr son???

2007-01-12 09:31:23 · 7 answers · asked by Jessb 1 in Music

2007-01-12 09:31:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-01-12 09:31:11 · 12 answers · asked by scotty_no_sabe 2 in Music