"Welcome home, Speedy!" :) said the banner over the pub door as the intrepid explorer returned from his safari in darkest Africa. After a few pints, his crowd of well-wishers asked him to tell some of his more hair-raising stories.
Speedy sat back and began:
"There was this one day when I went out alone into the jungle and strayed into unknown territory. Suddenly I heard a loud roar behind me and turning round, I saw a huge lion ready to pounce. Well, I just ran for it. Luckily, just as it was about to get me, it slipped and I was able to run on. But next moment, he was breathing down my neck again.Then just as I thought it was curtains, he slipped again and I managed to run back into the camp."
Speedy's audience listened spellbound until a voice from the back remarked, "Bloody hell Speedy, if that had been me, I'd have sh*t my pants."
Speedy turned to the speaker and replied, "What do you think the lion kept slipping on?" :)
2007-01-12 09:36:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wasn't the last time i s hi t myself i got caught with a python once and i wrested with it for hours but i win and tamed it i keep it down my trousers now as a party piece good one fingers i like it 10/10
2007-01-12 19:57:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny fidgety.
A rabbit and a mouse found themselves squatting down side by side in the woods.The rabbit turned to the mouse and asked,"Do you have trouble with crap sticking to your fur?"
"No" said the mouse.
"Oh good." And with that the rabbit picked up the mouse and wiped his a-se with him.
2007-01-13 08:55:05 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Out of a possible ten I give that joke 7 ha's
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
2007-01-12 17:42:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-13 13:41:33 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was VERY funny....11/10 lolol
2007-01-12 18:04:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it
2007-01-12 20:40:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats hilarious
2007-01-12 17:39:35 · answer #7 · answered by thuglife 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that was cute...8/10
2007-01-12 19:06:08 · answer #8 · answered by agelikewine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol niceeeee
2007-01-12 17:45:58 · answer #9 · answered by superdawg42091 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha... brilliant
2007-01-12 20:17:04 · answer #10 · answered by BETH 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋