A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much to large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret as she's embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out. The doctor agrees.
She wakes up from her operation and finds three roses carefully placed beside her bed. Outraged she immediately calls in the doctor and says, "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!" "Don't worry," he says, "I didn't tell anybody. The first rose is from me. I felt bad because you went through this all by yourself. The second one is from the nurse. She assisted me with the operation, and she had the operation done herself." "Who is the third rose from?" she asked. "Oh," says the doctor, "that rose is from the guy upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears!"
2007-01-12 09:33:21 · 13 answers · asked by Cuddly Lez 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
where did u get that joke? You should be a clown! sorry i meant comedian!
2007-01-12 09:38:23 · answer #1 · answered by Asian Princess 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol......... Check this one out......
A Blonde's Year in Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...HELLOOO!...bottles won't fit in printer.
March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2 - 4 years"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out.
May- Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into that little packet.
June- Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stoke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.
August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm...car swamped because soft-top was open.
September- The capital of California is "C", isn't it?
October- Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!
December - Couldn't dial 911- duh - there's no eleven on the stupid phone.
2007-01-12 09:47:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do his ears bleed every month ?
2007-01-12 09:39:23 · answer #3 · answered by apup76 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha!!!
2007-01-12 09:37:22 · answer #4 · answered by ARMY Babe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. Now that's funny. ewwwwww
2007-01-12 11:43:51 · answer #5 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww
2007-01-12 09:45:34 · answer #6 · answered by HS Sweetness 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EWWWWWWWW but LMAO!!!! at the same time lol!!
2007-01-12 09:42:14 · answer #7 · answered by mari 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so funny :]
2007-01-12 09:37:41 · answer #8 · answered by lilz_miss_diva 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ew gross but funny!
2007-01-12 09:36:51 · answer #9 · answered by Pink Girl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
eeeewwwwwww that's nasty lol
2007-01-12 09:43:49 · answer #10 · answered by KiKi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋