is singing. He has a lovely voice and the talent scout says, "Come to my office. I want to sign you and this marvelous dog to a contract. This dog can make us both rich."
The man brings his little dog to the talent scout's office. The little dog is just about to finish singing "La Donna E' Mobile," when a large dog runs into the room and grabs him by the scruff of the neck. She (it's a *****) runs away with him in her mouth.
The talent scout yells, "Stop her. She's taking away our fortune!"
The man replies, sadly, "It's no use. That's his mother. She doesn't want him to be on stage. She wants him to be a doctor."
2007-01-12 09:28:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one!
2007-01-12 09:31:04 · answer #1 · answered by twixlicker 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hello
Don't give up your day job
thanks for the 2 points
a bit of a dog story
Good luck
2007-01-12 09:31:47 · answer #2 · answered by Police Artist 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hears one for YOU
HE GRABBED ME BY MY SLENDER NECK
I could not yell, or scream
He drug to his dingy room
where we could not be seen
He tore off all my wrapings
and gazed upon my form
While I was cold and shivering
He was getting warm
He pressed his tender lips to mine
I gave him everything I had
He made me what I am today
and that is why I'm here
JUST AN EMPTY BOTTLE THAT ONCE WAS FULL OF BEER
2007-01-12 09:43:42 · answer #3 · answered by Leroy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Groan.
2007-01-12 09:32:31 · answer #4 · answered by regerugged 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you make that up? I am sorry but that is probably the worst joke I ever read. Thanks for trying though.
2007-01-12 09:32:20 · answer #5 · answered by crct2004 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-01-12 09:37:46 · answer #6 · answered by peter d 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
brilliantly funny i am lmfao
2007-01-16 08:57:09 · answer #7 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame
2007-01-12 09:44:52 · answer #8 · answered by thuglife 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hilarios lol
2007-01-12 09:31:22 · answer #9 · answered by Jade 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL that is good
2007-01-16 00:28:53 · answer #10 · answered by St.gaz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋