Questions to Ponder
1. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
2. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
3. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
4. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit?
5. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
6. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
7. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
8. What do people in China call their good plates?
9. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
10. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They're both dogs.
2007-01-11
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