Entertainment & Music - 11 January 2007

that help you find a moment of peace or happiness?

2007-01-11 03:30:59 · 22 answers · asked by Chistiaŋ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Fight's Commenced! Get to fightin' or get away!

2007-01-11 03:30:45 · 8 answers · asked by David 6 in Movies

Are you tired of all the emails sent that require you to forward to so many people in a specific time so that something wonderful will happen or your wish will come true, and if you don't, look out. Has anyone actually done this and had good fortune happen to them. It hasn't worked for me and I'm not forwarding anymore.

2007-01-11 03:30:24 · 15 answers · asked by Pepper's Mommy 5 in Polls & Surveys

A Christmas Poem

'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat

The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat

The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook

It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.

Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube

When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my ***** and poor momma went dry.

Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself.

The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ***, clean up to the hilt.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer.

With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head.

Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite.

And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right.

Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts.

Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree, Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee.

They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub, Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.

And then from the roof we heard such a clatter, As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder.

I was donning my jacket to cover my ***, When down the chimney Santa came with a crash.

His suit was all smelly with perfume galore, He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore.

That was some brothel, he said with a smile, The reindeer are pooped, and I'll just stay here awhile.

He walked to the kitchen, himself poured a drink, Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink.

I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee, The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.

Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack, But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed.

The first thing he found was a pair of false ****, The next was a handgun with a penis that spits.

A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find, And a six pair of panties, the edible kind.

A bra without nipples, a penis extension, And several other things that I shouldn't even mention.

A cock ring, a G-string, and all types of oil, A dildo so long, it lay in a coil.

This suff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will ****, So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split.

He filled every stocking and then took his leave, With one tiny ********* tucked under his sleeve.

He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead, Thus he fell on his *** and broke wind instead.

In time he was seated, took the reins of his hitch, Take me home Rudolph, this night's been a *****!

The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout, The best thing about sex is that it never wears out!

2007-01-11 03:30:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I mean, why enter into such an agreement? Most males who have money and women throwing themselves upon them are going to cheat. So why bother getting married when you know what the end result will be? Why don't female celebrities get married to regular guys, who would probably crawl hand and foot to serve her and would never cheat on her. Think about it, guys, would YOU cheat on Jennifer Aniston? I think not!

2007-01-11 03:30:02 · 9 answers · asked by trer 3 in Celebrities

........come up with new and different ways to "pop up" at your desk or cubicle, seeking to bust you? Or maybe send spies to check out what you're doing?

2007-01-11 03:30:01 · 8 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

He was that witty, mustachioed fellow who used to hang out in here. Haven't seen him lately. Have you?

2007-01-11 03:29:51 · 2 answers · asked by My Dog Rowdy 5 in Polls & Surveys

Have watched a couple of american films and programmes and heard this name or whatever and now its a mission to find out.

2007-01-11 03:29:29 · 35 answers · asked by mickey 2 in Television

supernatural is back on AUS TV (staring from the 15th)!!! omg finally!! jensen and jared!! personally, i think jared is better than brad pitt!! thro my eyes brad's just a silly dad....

2007-01-11 03:28:35 · 5 answers · asked by his habibah 1 in Television

At the moment I love My Chemical Romance, Lostprophets, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Foo Fighters, Muse, Pet Shop Boys...

Can you recommend anything similar?

2007-01-11 03:28:15 · 11 answers · asked by Im.not.a.hero 3 in Music

I'm more aggressive

2007-01-11 03:28:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

does anyone else love jimmy carr i find him hilarious.i watched the big fat quiz of the year the other day and i nearly wet myself!

2007-01-11 03:27:26 · 12 answers · asked by beccy 2 in Celebrities

"Talk amongst yourself! That's your topic!"

2007-01-11 03:27:22 · 8 answers · asked by A Guy in Manhattan, NY 1 in Celebrities

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2007-01-11 03:27:12 · 16 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-11 03:27:10 · 4 answers · asked by G D S 1 in Television

2007-01-11 03:26:52 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-01-11 03:26:37 · 11 answers · asked by ~dreamvette~ 5 in Polls & Surveys

Questions posted the past couple of weeks are being asked today. Whats up with that?

2007-01-11 03:26:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-11 03:26:16 · 23 answers · asked by ravin 2 in Polls & Surveys

....or run away and hope no one saw you?

2007-01-11 03:26:11 · 18 answers · asked by My Dog Rowdy 5 in Polls & Surveys

I looked on Amazon. Will you send me a link if you know of one?

2007-01-11 03:25:30 · 1 answers · asked by carobygirl 6 in Music

First Melvin the Retarded Emu now George the Fat Pink Hippo, who's next I wonder??

2007-01-11 03:25:10 · 11 answers · asked by Claudia P 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-11 03:24:57 · 18 answers · asked by DON CORLEONE 1 in Polls & Surveys

how does it benefits you?

2007-01-11 03:24:56 · 15 answers · asked by maconsolviaa 5 in Other - Entertainment

I have a one-level home, so I enter through the back door which goes right into the kitchen. I never use the front door, it goes right into the living room. And you?

2007-01-11 03:24:32 · 10 answers · asked by My Dog Rowdy 5 in Polls & Surveys

Thanks a million, exactly the song, downloading now, been waiting a long time to hear it. But the version I heard must have been a cover as it definitely had a punkier twist. Pretty sure it wasn't SLF(cheers That Guy - my first point of call when trying to find it too) but......

2007-01-11 03:23:47 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

does that make any sense??? isn't that like fixing your car before you ake it to the mechanic???

2007-01-11 03:23:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I saw it on CNN, it's for places you can't smoke (everywhere nowadays). So what do you do after sex? Look at each other and shake hands? Give high fives?

2007-01-11 03:22:54 · 5 answers · asked by Crash 7 in Polls & Surveys

I've been out of the music scene for awhile and I'm looking for any bands, I don't care if they're mainstream "sell-outs" on major record labels or if they're on a tiny shoe-string budget indie label in Buttmunch New Jersey, or even if they're unsigned. If you know any bands, preferably in the hardcore/metal genres, similar to the following bands, please let me know!

Snapcase, Underoath, Killswitch Engage, Shadows Fall, Dillinger Escape Plan, The Tie That Binds, No Use for a Name, Caffiends, Refused, Poison the Well, Coalesce, Converge, Botch, Grade, From Autumn to Ashes, Sikth, Deftones, Relative Ash, 36 Crazy Fists, Tool, Boy Sets Fire, Avenged Sevenfold

Also, I'd really really appreciate anything with positive lyrics (Underoath, Killswitch Engage) and anything that incorporates melody (Boy Sets Fire, Underoath), but anything would be great. Thanks!

2007-01-11 03:22:42 · 8 answers · asked by JudasHero 5 in Music

Aren't there only suppose to be one Green Lantern from every planet?

2007-01-11 03:22:41 · 8 answers · asked by Unknown 1 in Comics & Animation