Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
A. One's white, plastic, and harmful to children, the other is just a plastic bag.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson have to quit the boy scouts?
A. He was up to a pack a day.
Q. What did the woman at the beach tell Michael Jackson?
A. Get out of my son!
2007-01-11 03:33:51 · 9 answers · asked by Maverick 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?
A.When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q. What's brown and often found in children's underpants?
A. Michael Jackson's hand.
Q. What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's
dreamsevery night?
A. Hanson.
Q. What the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A. Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.
2007-01-11 03:46:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
I think the first one was the best, the third was alright.. But I really didn't get the second one at all.
2007-01-11 11:44:16 · answer #2 · answered by Mystery Lady H 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
they are funny
but i still like michael jackson,e was just something huge when he started to sing
2007-01-11 11:48:46 · answer #3 · answered by looly james 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
haha The first one is the best
2007-01-11 11:40:50 · answer #4 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha i like the beach one .. funny
2007-01-11 11:39:06 · answer #5 · answered by suelove813 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Those jokes weren't even funny 10 years ago when I first heard them!!
â¥â¥We Love You Michael!!!!â¥â¥
2007-01-11 14:51:26 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 5⤊ 5⤋
lol old skhool but very funny
2007-01-11 11:46:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
its okay
2007-01-11 12:16:53 · answer #8 · answered by jay 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL... these were good.... made us smile... thanks!
2007-01-11 11:52:06 · answer #9 · answered by P!ss Ant 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋