11. What do you call male ballerinas?
12. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
13. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn't he buy his dinner?
14. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
15. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
16. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
17. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
18. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
19. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
2007-01-11
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