In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick?)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!")
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
And deflower young virgins, who pay
Them for the privilege of having sex
For the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there
Any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
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In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what?
Well, not as great as Guam!)
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Banging your head against a wall uses
150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and
Always falls over on its right side
When intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of???)
(Did the government pay
For this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last?
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(And I thought I had bad
Breath in the morning!)
2007-01-11 03:40:35
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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1. In U.S the government is the proprietary of the underground of all properties, but you own the terrain above, so if you found oil in your backyard tomorrow you can charge for the use of the surface, or sell the surface. while the sub-soil is not yours.
2. I don't know what do you mean with this one
3. Cause to enter in AA you have to recognize you have a problem with alcohol and want help, and that is a way of doing it.
4. No you will get dogshit
5. because ice grows in the walls ot the freezer and it would cover the light bulb even damaging it
6. good question, you need to ask a industrial designer about that, i will ask some friends,but they don't design toasters
7.i just know that, drinking of milk of animal origin began with the domestication of the animals in Middle East: first the cows, then the goats and the sheep between 9000 and 8000 BC. sorry cant found the name in the encyclopedia
8.It is "hǎo kàn fàn", I just found some phrases so I'm not sure about the grammar.
9 I think it is related with the women in the island, maybe they dint wanted to get out, and they were making money with the show, if you have seen Lost you will understand why castaways get rescue just in the movies.
10. Maybe goofy is not a dog, he could be a gay werewolf
2007-01-11 04:25:09
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answer #2
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answered by Sebastian 2
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1. Only the first 6 feet downward
2. Point made
3. To the rest of us its anonymous, unless your famous then everyone knows your a drunk anyways.
4.Why would you allow a shitsu to mate?
5. Bulb would break?
6. why not!
7. Ben Franklin, he invented everything else.
8. Chow Chow Plates
9. Because he was payed a lot of money to stay on the island!
10. You are so RUINING my imagination! I need a glass of warm milk now so I can sleep again. Thanks!
2007-01-11 03:55:12
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answer #3
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answered by pwithers12 4
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Wow... that's a lot of information...
1. yes, they do
2. because we would poke our eye out
3. it's "anonymous" because no last names are used.
4. Absolutley & I want one!
5. Because if there was a light in the feezer you couldn't sneak ice cream in the midle of the night!
6. To mess with us.
7. West Virginians. *giggle*
8. Porcilin
9. Because he's not that smart.
10. Because he has pants on.
2007-01-11 04:07:15
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answer #4
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answered by sara 2
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a guy that questions the actuality of his perceived state shouldn't effectively be pushed aside as, mentally ill. Bertrand Russell stated in his artwork, "the topics of Philosophy," that absurdities should not be rejected. the undeniable fact that one among these thought, notwithstanding extraordinary, could be conceived, provides the opportunity of the actuality of one among these thought. So, if a guy ought to contrive of a thought the place he thinks he could be a butterfly, dreaming he replaced right into a individual, then, notwithstanding absurd, that's a minimum of obtainable that the perceived state of being a individual is a trifling dream, and that entity is, actual, a butterfly. of direction, it is purely a thought... precise?
2016-10-07 00:08:20
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answer #5
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answered by ? 4
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#5 They're making refridgerators with lights in the freezer now. Mine has a light. It's Sharp model.
2007-01-11 04:36:54
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answer #6
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answered by leilis4 4
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11. If you spin an Asian person around, do they become disoriented?
12. Can a pig ever become disgruntled?
13. Are people from Poland afraid of Polish Remover?
14. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
2007-01-11 03:41:32
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answer #7
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answered by Maverick 6
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My freezer has a light ;-)
Oh, and the "squeeze those things and see what comes out?" People thought something was wrong with me becuase I never laugh at work :-D
2007-01-11 03:41:02
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answer #8
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answered by divinationjones 3
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Nice
2007-01-11 03:48:07
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answer #9
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answered by fickle™ 5
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My grandfather would eat it. In regards to num. 6
2007-01-11 05:13:52
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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