Entertainment & Music - 9 January 2007

An old man shuffles up to an old lady in a rest home. He says "I bet you can't guess how old I am" She says she can.
She tells him to turn around, he does.
Drop your pants, he does.
" Spread your butt cheeks" she says, he does.
"Wider" she says, he spreads them wider.
She says " you are 94."
The old guy is amazed! "How did you know that"?
She says " you tell me how old you are everyday!"

2007-01-09 19:33:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

what would u do with ur new found gift?

2007-01-09 19:32:33 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-09 19:32:32 · 8 answers · asked by smile please 3 in Celebrities

This happened back in the 80's in Moscow.

Two Russians are talking in Gorky Park. One of them had just come back from a trip to America. While there, he got a chance to see Disney world. He was so facinated by the place he rushed back and told his friend all about it.

"They had everything, Science land, tommorrow land, fantasy land, and much more."

the other guy is just amazed by what he is being told.

"Man i wish we had that sort of thing here. It would be so cool"

the first guy looks at him, "We do, we have it all here"

The other guy looks around confused, "Where? I have never seen it."

"We call it free open elections".

2007-01-09 19:32:18 · 6 answers · asked by clomtancy 5 in Jokes & Riddles

If you forgive me, I will take you out to Waffle House for breakfast.

2007-01-09 19:32:01 · 42 answers · asked by Jessica - AKA - Carolina Girl 2 in Polls & Surveys

mine was 145

2007-01-09 19:31:57 · 8 answers · asked by Avskull 5 in Polls & Surveys

An army of ants build an anthill. Along comes this elephant , kicks it over & runs off laughing. But they don't give up, they build a bigger one. But again he comes & kicks it over. Now the ants are pissed, so they set up a plan.They build the anthill by a tree, climb up the tree & wait for him to come by so they can then all jump on him. One of the ants says, "here he comes!!!When I count to three jump".They all jump & land on his back but the elephant just shakes them off .....except for one ant on the back of his neck. All the other ants start yelling, "choke him!!!!!" "choke him!!!!!!!!"

2007-01-09 19:31:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Gary and Mary go on their honeymoon, and Gary spends six hours of the honeymoon night performing cunnilingus on Mary. The next afternoon, they go to an Italian restaurant. Suddenly, Gary starts to freak out. He screams, "Waiter! Waiter! Come over here!"
The waiter says, "Can I help you, sir?" Gary yells, "There's a hair in my spaghetti! Get it the feck out of here!" The waiter apologises as he quickly takes the spaghetti away. Mary looks over at Gary, and shaking her head, she whispers, "What a hypocrite you are. You spent most of last night with your face full of hair." Gary says, "Yeah? Well, how long do you think I'd have stayed if I found a piece of spaghetti in there?"

2007-01-09 19:30:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-09 19:30:52 · 12 answers · asked by Ansa N 1 in Comics & Animation

2007-01-09 19:30:34 · 6 answers · asked by Keith D 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-09 19:30:25 · 4 answers · asked by John D 1 in Polls & Surveys

i prefer shonen fighting
i,m watching naruto so pleasae something other than that

2007-01-09 19:29:56 · 11 answers · asked by yosef 1 in Comics & Animation

I've had alot,

Do I have to stop?

2007-01-09 19:29:36 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-09 19:29:35 · 2 answers · asked by monkeynuts 5 in Television

2007-01-09 19:29:35 · 17 answers · asked by alee 1 in Horoscopes

An america soldier is in france training with the french army. One day he is trying to talk to a french soldier and find out what his profession is.. Problem is that he cant speak french and the other guy cant speak english very well. So to help he uses hand signals to show his meaning.

"Are you a paratrooper?" he uses a hand to show a parachute falling t the ground. the guy just shrugs.

"Are you a infantry soldier?" he uses two fingers to show a guy walking. again a shrug.

"Are you a gunner?" he puts his hands out in front and shakes as if firing a big gun. again a shrug.

"Are you a spy?" he forms binoculars with his hands and holds them to his eyes and lowers them. Again a shrug.

Finally the american gives up and leaves. A little while later the french soldier is talking with some friends, "Man those americans, they sure are gay.. one of them told me, that tonight.. when the sun goes down.. he's gonna sneak up behind me and screw me till my eyes fall out."

2007-01-09 19:29:30 · 8 answers · asked by clomtancy 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-09 19:27:19 · 6 answers · asked by remus.mark 2 in Music

What was Hitchcock greatest movie? I say Rear Window.

2007-01-09 19:27:17 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

There is a song that outback steakhouse made their own on a commercial of theirs. the original song was something about Antarctica. its a fun, catchy tune. if anyone has ANY idea what song it is im talking about, please tell me. im searching all over and i have come up with nothing.

2007-01-09 19:27:16 · 2 answers · asked by R-Diz 4 in Music

2007-01-09 19:26:27 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

♫

2007-01-09 19:26:19 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-09 19:26:11 · 6 answers · asked by snoogans 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-09 19:25:43 · 5 answers · asked by sweetie1995 4 in Television

This question came up in a quiz but I could not answer it. The anagram is
panloena ymndotie
I think the clue was TV or Film. Any answers?

2007-01-09 19:24:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

for me...
1) the high road by jojo
2) the sweet escape by gwen stefani
3) into the rush by aly and aj

2007-01-09 19:24:28 · 9 answers · asked by alsdkjf 3 in Polls & Surveys

mine are

1. Elmo in grouchland
2.the jungle book
3. the jungle book 2
4.101 dalmations
5.saving private ryan

2007-01-09 19:23:51 · 11 answers · asked by bob_pooch 1 in Movies

Title and artist please

2007-01-09 19:23:36 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I think he is, and also he has this funny crazy idea...crazy idea... by the way he is the director - actor of Beer Fest....what do u think about the movie too...him and the movie...thanksssss....

2007-01-09 19:23:02 · 2 answers · asked by Baby Blue 2 in Celebrities

2007-01-09 19:22:53 · 18 answers · asked by snoogans 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-09 19:22:36 · 10 answers · asked by 777severn 2 in Polls & Surveys