An army of ants build an anthill. Along comes this elephant , kicks it over & runs off laughing. But they don't give up, they build a bigger one. But again he comes & kicks it over. Now the ants are pissed, so they set up a plan.They build the anthill by a tree, climb up the tree & wait for him to come by so they can then all jump on him. One of the ants says, "here he comes!!!When I count to three jump".They all jump & land on his back but the elephant just shakes them off .....except for one ant on the back of his neck. All the other ants start yelling, "choke him!!!!!" "choke him!!!!!!!!"
2007-01-09 19:31:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yea k, thats not funny, like at all.... come up with a better one
2007-01-09 19:35:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont know bout all dem people but i actually enjoyed the joke. 10/10
2007-01-09 23:59:32 · answer #2 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was hilarious too
2007-01-10 01:50:17 · answer #3 · answered by sweetbajanass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
silly, and not even remotely funny
2007-01-09 19:37:11 · answer #4 · answered by blahblahblah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell with choking him, bite his ***!!
2007-01-09 19:37:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rubbish
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2007-01-09 20:10:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-12 11:35:17 · answer #7 · answered by babydoll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THANKS 5/10
2007-01-09 20:37:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok...
2007-01-09 19:54:03 · answer #9 · answered by bugallugz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh
2007-01-09 19:48:13 · answer #10 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋