Entertainment & Music - 9 January 2007

see in the house now if the choice was Jackiey or Leo? Its a hard one but i think Jackiey as least she's funny - she doesn't mean to be but I can laugh at her, i just cringe at or get cross with Leo.

2007-01-09 19:50:52 · 5 answers · asked by murphy 4 in Television

i think i'm getting the hang of this. this is a modified american joke, tailored specially for the UK. you might not think it's funny since we don't understand humor and all...

okay...here it goes (clears throat):

Q: what's the difference between a hoover and a chav on a motorbike?



A: the location of the dirtbag!
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2007-01-09 19:50:39 · 20 answers · asked by soren 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Two hungry beggars were crossing the street when they saw some maggots crawling over some cold rotten food on the road. Since they were so hungry they wanted to eat it, but there was only enough for one. The first beggar then told the second beggar to eat first seeing how much more desperate he is. Shortly after the second beggar hungrily ate the maggots and cold rotten food up, he started to feel nausea and threw up on the floor. Thats when the other beggar clapped excitedly and cheered,"YEAHHH JOY TO THE LORD!!!WARM FOOD AT LAST!!!!"

2007-01-09 19:50:33 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

did you made her very angry before until she stalks you and copy everything about you?

2007-01-09 19:50:04 · 4 answers · asked by Kimberly 1 in Polls & Surveys

By a girl preferably. . . .

2007-01-09 19:49:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-09 19:46:00 · 10 answers · asked by snoogans 5 in Polls & Surveys

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past, and says to the monkey "Hey, what're you doing?" The monkey replies, "Smokin' a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up the tree, sits next to the monkey, and they smoke a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he's going to the river to get a drink. The lizard climbs down the tree and staggers over to the river to get a drink of water, but he is so stoned, he leans over too far and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side. Then he asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting up in a tree
with a monkey smoking pot, got too stoned and then fell into the
river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out, and wanders off into the jungle. The crocodile yells up to the monkey and says "Hey!" The monkey looks down
"Damn Dude! How much water did you drink?!"

2007-01-09 19:45:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

are you that bored? or feel the need to dominate? do you feel like your getting one over on the rest of us? seems silly and superfulous to me...i understand it's fun to have multiple personalities but come on...

2007-01-09 19:45:52 · 12 answers · asked by chinacat 3 in Polls & Surveys

I "should" be sleeping.....................

2007-01-09 19:45:46 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-09 19:45:16 · 6 answers · asked by agaz a 1 in Television

2007-01-09 19:44:21 · 2 answers · asked by russ s 2 in Television

I love them! Don't report me! Just asking because I would.

2007-01-09 19:43:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-09 19:43:29 · 2 answers · asked by Mark L 1 in Music

2007-01-09 19:43:06 · 8 answers · asked by jayapen 1 in Horoscopes

it begins with James Dean, can you connect it to Kevin Bacon???
How Good are you?????

2007-01-09 19:42:56 · 4 answers · asked by mmross68 2 in Movies

2007-01-09 19:42:31 · 1 answers · asked by #15mwu 5 in Music

I think i am a true Pisces. Many of the aspects of a Pisces i hold. Some of them are truly unbelievable how much it describes me. I only have one aspect that doesn't seem to fit..i am not a cheater, and never have. I have never been married, i believe when it happens it will HAVE to be for life..period...just like my mom......my dad died when i was 2yrs old and my mother has not been with any man, she married and to this day still loves him, and will not be with another ever. i love very strongly, and would kill to save my family, and love my dog so much he is my child.....lol

2007-01-09 19:42:26 · 8 answers · asked by beaglemommers 2 in Horoscopes

Because if you have, please let me know which one it is!!!

2007-01-09 19:42:16 · 14 answers · asked by Roxxy 2 in Movies

A blonde is on her way to work one day when she passes a shop and notices a shinny object in the window. Curious what it is, she goes in and asks the clerk.

"Its a thermos"
"What does it do?"
"It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

So she buys it and taks it to work with her.

A little while later her boss another blonde, walks by and sees the thermos.

"What is it?"

"Its a thermos"
"What does it do?"
"It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"

"What do you have in it?"
"Two cups of cofee and a popsicle."

2007-01-09 19:41:58 · 12 answers · asked by clomtancy 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-09 19:41:25 · 7 answers · asked by Jessica - AKA - Carolina Girl 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-09 19:40:58 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hi to everybody! My name is Emy and I am Italian, I adore the Killers and I love Brandon Flowers! Do you tell me where I can find a photo of her wife? I am curious to see how the fortunate one that he is married, kiss from Italy!

2007-01-09 19:40:35 · 1 answers · asked by painemy81 2 in Celebrities

2007-01-09 19:38:51 · 6 answers · asked by sweetie1995 4 in Television

a guy who needs to tune his bagpipes.. Check my 360 I just uploaded a pic haha hahahahahahahahahaha I posted it there to save kiddies from seeing bad things..lol in a link here

2007-01-09 19:38:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

average?

2007-01-09 19:38:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-09 19:37:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

see if i remember this right

A girl is new in the school. She gets into class and the teacher wants to have her tell everyone her name.

"My name is texas"

the teacher tells her that she is probably confused that thats where she's from, and to please say her name again.

"My name is texas"

the kids by now are laughign at her and the teacher doesnt want to cause more problems. So she sends the girl to the principal's office.

Later that day she is out on the Playground with other kids, and a mean kid comes up to her and asks her her name.

"My name is texas"

well she is by then crying because no one seems to believ her.

the boy asks her several more times her name and everytime she says the same thing.

Later that day the boy is at home and his mom walks in and sees him cleaning a knife.

"Where did that blood come from?"

"It came from deep in the heart of texas"

2007-01-09 19:37:15 · 14 answers · asked by clomtancy 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-09 19:37:07 · 13 answers · asked by ndikuwen 1 in Movies

2007-01-09 19:36:14 · 23 answers · asked by Bindas Boll 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-09 19:35:15 · 31 answers · asked by Philip S 2 in Music