Entertainment & Music - 9 January 2007

there was a fish in the water thinking, gosh! if that fly goes down three
inches i
can eat him. there was a bear on the shore thinking, gosh! if that fly goes
down
three inches---that fish will jump for the fly---and i will eat him. it also
happened
that a hunter was further up the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese
sandwich. gosh! he thought, if that fly goes down three inches---and that
fish
leaps for it-- that bear will expose himself and, grab for the fish. I will
shoot the
bear---and, then have a proper lunch.
a wee mouse near the hunters foot was thinking, gosh if that fly goes down
three
inches and that fish jumps for that fly and that bear grabs for that fish
the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich . a cat
lurking
in the bushes took in this scene and thought ,as was fashionable to do on
the bank
of this particular lakr around lunchtime,
gosh if that fly goes down three inches and that fish grabs for that fly,
and that bear
grabs for that fish,and that hunter shoots the bear,and that mouse makes off
with
the cheese sandwich then I can have mouse for lunch,,,
the poor fly is finally so hot and dry that he heads down for the cooling
mist of
the water, the fish swallows the fly--the bear grabs for the fish--the
hunter shoots the
bear--the mouse grabs the cheese sandwich--the cat jumps for the mouse
the mouse ducks,
the cat falls into the water and drowns
THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS






WHENEVER A FLY GOES DOWN THREE INCHES---- SOMEWHERE

THERE IS A ***** IN TROUBLE.

2007-01-09 20:14:29 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Your Age In Chocolate (if it doesnt work, woops:)

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway--but the Hershey Man will know!

It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read ...

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 .... If you haven't, add 1755.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e, how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!) is it??

2007-01-09 20:13:37 · 28 answers · asked by hotchocolate 2 in Jokes & Riddles

So while the plane is in the air filled to capacity, suddenly the plane starts rumbling. The pilot assures everyone: "is just a little turbulance ladies and gents".

Then a few moments later the plane shakes violently again, The pilot comes on the loudspeaker again: "sorry folks but the plane is overloaded, were gonna have to dump all the luggage". Everyone starts cursing and get upset while the luggage is thrown out the window.

The plane shakes again, but this time starts diving down to the ocean: Pilot: "sorry folks but we're still to heavy we're gonna have to dump the seats".

That doesn't help (use your imaginations here) there is nothing left to dump so the flight attendants start removing the floor from the plane. Everyone of the passengers is hanging from a pole (chin up bar type thing).

2007-01-09 20:12:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-09 20:10:41 · 24 answers · asked by blyeo2 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-09 20:08:56 · 20 answers · asked by snoogans 5 in Polls & Surveys

Just wondering

2007-01-09 20:08:43 · 10 answers · asked by "Chanel-o" 3 in Music

2007-01-09 20:07:45 · 17 answers · asked by RedIsBlue 3 in Polls & Surveys

that it has been cancelled. Does anyone know anything about it?

2007-01-09 20:07:40 · 2 answers · asked by julielove327 5 in Television

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.

2007-01-09 20:07:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-09 20:07:02 · 16 answers · asked by snoogans 5 in Polls & Surveys

Or should turn off and try getting a sex life instead?

2007-01-09 20:06:18 · 29 answers · asked by derbyandrew 4 in Television

A guy goes to the doctor & says his genitals have turned orange.The doctor says, "I've never seen anything like this before, does it hurt?"He says no."Are u very sexually active?", the doctor asks again.He says no.He says all I do is watch pornos & eat my cheetos.

2007-01-09 20:06:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-09 20:05:38 · 5 answers · asked by pouneh6112 1 in Movies

2007-01-09 20:05:19 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

You know, where the world receives my thoughts (AND NO: I don't have telepathic powers myself, so I can't read your mind).

Well, does the world learn English and a bit of Korean (when I'm thinking it), or does the world learn all languages simultaneously? Or, does the world really learn no particular language and this just...is happening? Or, do people around the world basically know or see no differences between the languages they are receiving at the time?

I need to KNOW! Because I'm the only one who doesn't know.

2007-01-09 20:05:01 · 2 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-09 20:02:40 · 12 answers · asked by Jack S 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-09 20:02:01 · 17 answers · asked by SEXXXY 1 in Polls & Surveys

can anyone from bangalore help me find a cable opeartors number
that is USN networks. please help! thanks.

2007-01-09 20:01:58 · 3 answers · asked by Ariel 2 in Other - Entertainment

should I just shoot my pooter screen?

2007-01-09 20:01:17 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There was this blonde who wanted to go to Harvard. She was told since she was little that she'll never make it, that she is just not smart enough. So she worked really hard to prove everybody wrong, she maintained a 4.0 GPA all through high school, became valedictorian and graduated with honors.

She continue this in college and then in graduate school finally obtaining her PhD, graduating magna *** ladae and all that good stuff.

Then she posed for playboy, and became a famous porn star.






Hey I didn't say it was good..........lol..........I need to get some sleep.

2007-01-09 20:00:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

please dont give me the yahoo7 site or abc because i looked at both and cant find it.
i need the exact date!

2007-01-09 19:59:43 · 1 answers · asked by kutekid 2 in Television

Take a vacation from P & S ?
There's way to much Drama in here now.

2007-01-09 19:58:42 · 16 answers · asked by Two Peas 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-09 19:56:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Let me know.

2007-01-09 19:56:28 · 14 answers · asked by SOL SIREN 2 in Polls & Surveys

Something that makes you get up and do something... gives you inspiration, encouragement and uplifts you... Songs that make you smile or have a special memory etc...

xx

2007-01-09 19:55:17 · 20 answers · asked by *BURNY* 5 in Music

My question is if you had difficulties and problems in 2003?

2007-01-09 19:55:11 · 6 answers · asked by Natalie P 3 in Horoscopes

there are so many places i want to visit..i already been to a lot in Europe , but still need yr ideas and thoughts by places u have visited and loved!

2007-01-09 19:52:46 · 12 answers · asked by choice2make4u 3 in Polls & Surveys

Scrunch or fold when using toilet paper

2007-01-09 19:52:28 · 13 answers · asked by NRG 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-09 19:52:08 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Everyone thinks the copy cat of me, is actually me ... but it's not.

Maybe I should just hide under a rock for a few days?

2007-01-09 19:51:47 · 8 answers · asked by Jessica - AKA - Carolina Girl 2 in Polls & Surveys