So while the plane is in the air filled to capacity, suddenly the plane starts rumbling. The pilot assures everyone: "is just a little turbulance ladies and gents".
Then a few moments later the plane shakes violently again, The pilot comes on the loudspeaker again: "sorry folks but the plane is overloaded, were gonna have to dump all the luggage". Everyone starts cursing and get upset while the luggage is thrown out the window.
The plane shakes again, but this time starts diving down to the ocean: Pilot: "sorry folks but we're still to heavy we're gonna have to dump the seats".
That doesn't help (use your imaginations here) there is nothing left to dump so the flight attendants start removing the floor from the plane. Everyone of the passengers is hanging from a pole (chin up bar type thing).
2007-01-09 20:12:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The plane levels off for awhile. Then suddenly starts diving again. The pilot comes on the loud speaker: "folks we just need to dump about 400 lbs and we will be alright.
There's a fat guy in the back who weighs about 450 lbs, he starts thinking " oh my god, I'm screwed!"
So he decides to give a speech: "ladies and gentleman, i will sacrifice myself in order for all of you can live. Please tell my family I love them and god bless you all"
A few people were overwhelmed with emotion at this form of self sacrifce.
In order to show their appreciation, they gave the fat man a round of applause!
2007-01-09 20:17:10 · update #1
I don't get it
2007-01-10 01:24:16 · answer #1 · answered by sweetbajanass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That become Insulting to her no longer humorous. And btw that become the worst shaggy dog tale I quite have ever heard in my existence! a minimum of she isn't spending her existence making jokes approximately yet somebody else like u are! human beings Like u ought to experience how that guy or woman could experience if u had made exciting of them!!!! >:(
2016-12-12 08:14:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow how did thay get the plane of the ground?
2007-01-09 20:49:34 · answer #3 · answered by Lil_Ron 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart fat guy 9/10
2007-01-09 21:25:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that was alright but I sorta seen it coming. :-) But it was funny.
2007-01-09 20:21:59 · answer #5 · answered by Mz Bree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-09 20:24:17 · answer #6 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
? what happened?
2007-01-09 20:18:05 · answer #7 · answered by painintheneck 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh
2007-01-09 21:22:11 · answer #8 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋