funny or not?

Question

there was a fish in the water thinking, gosh! if that fly goes down three
inches i
can eat him. there was a bear on the shore thinking, gosh! if that fly goes
down
three inches---that fish will jump for the fly---and i will eat him. it also
happened
that a hunter was further up the bank of the lake preparing to eat a cheese
sandwich. gosh! he thought, if that fly goes down three inches---and that
fish
leaps for it-- that bear will expose himself and, grab for the fish. I will
shoot the
bear---and, then have a proper lunch.
a wee mouse near the hunters foot was thinking, gosh if that fly goes down
three
inches and that fish jumps for that fly and that bear grabs for that fish
the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich . a cat
lurking
in the bushes took in this scene and thought ,as was fashionable to do on
the bank
of this particular lakr around lunchtime,
gosh if that fly goes down three inches and that fish grabs for that fly,
and that bear
grabs for that fish,and that hunter shoots the bear,and that mouse makes off
with
the cheese sandwich then I can have mouse for lunch,,,
the poor fly is finally so hot and dry that he heads down for the cooling
mist of
the water, the fish swallows the fly--the bear grabs for the fish--the
hunter shoots the
bear--the mouse grabs the cheese sandwich--the cat jumps for the mouse
the mouse ducks,
the cat falls into the water and drowns
THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS






WHENEVER A FLY GOES DOWN THREE INCHES---- SOMEWHERE

THERE IS A ***** IN TROUBLE.

ooh com on i'm am trying i no am not always laughing but she is m.i.a

Answer 1

take no notice of them misserable ppl lol i thought it was funny 10/10 x

Answer 2

Oh, I just worked out that the censored word must be *****. It was an interesting story and it didn't really need the punchline.
It reminds me of a film some hollywood guy was trying to make about Africa. It started with a sequence where a pelican swoops down to eat a pirahna fish, a leopard jumps in the water to eat the pelican and the pirahnas eat the leopard. The film was called Tigrero, and it never got made. You don't care about any of this, you're too busy making dumb jokes.

Answer 3

5/10

Answer 4

7/10

Answer 5

Not that funny, 3/10

Answer 6

Don't mind the others I thought it was great. It made me want to get to the end to see what happens.

Answer 7

I see.

Answer 8

Too long a build-up for an average punch-line. 6/10.

Answer 9

i like it it has an unexpected twist at the end 10 -10 kudos

Answer 10

Good bedtime story hehe