A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past, and says to the monkey "Hey, what're you doing?" The monkey replies, "Smokin' a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up the tree, sits next to the monkey, and they smoke a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he's going to the river to get a drink. The lizard climbs down the tree and staggers over to the river to get a drink of water, but he is so stoned, he leans over too far and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side. Then he asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting up in a tree
with a monkey smoking pot, got too stoned and then fell into the
river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out, and wanders off into the jungle. The crocodile yells up to the monkey and says "Hey!" The monkey looks down
"Damn Dude! How much water did you drink?!"
2007-01-09 19:45:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! That's cute! I like that joke because I really needed a smile right now.
2007-01-09 19:50:31 · answer #1 · answered by Miss Carmel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was the lizard related to Stacey Keach? (Nice Dreams) lol
2007-01-10 03:51:44 · answer #2 · answered by Lamron 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE 9/10 FOR THAT
2007-01-10 04:09:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2007-01-10 04:40:41 · answer #4 · answered by ANGELA T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cool
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2007-01-10 03:50:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute and funny
2007-01-10 03:50:37 · answer #6 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CUTe
2007-01-10 04:07:47 · answer #7 · answered by Eliel S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one:))))
2007-01-10 04:54:17 · answer #8 · answered by night_age_germany 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was funny!
2007-01-10 03:58:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe>>>that was cool
2007-01-10 04:34:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋