i think i'm getting the hang of this. this is a modified american joke, tailored specially for the UK. you might not think it's funny since we don't understand humor and all...
okay...here it goes (clears throat):
Q: what's the difference between a hoover and a chav on a motorbike?
A: the location of the dirtbag!
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2007-01-09 19:50:39 · 20 answers · asked by soren 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pilgrim...thanks! it doesn't bother me if some of the UK thinks we don't get humor, sarcasm, or irony. they're talking to the wrong americans!
have you heard of a show called "my name is earl"? it's been on a while here, but i just started watching it myself. it is hilarious...totally makes fun of ...well...american chavs!
2007-01-09 20:15:00 · update #1
ministry of camp revivalism...dang. thought i did good by changing vacuum to hoover and motorcycle to motorbike. thought i covered it all. so what would the preferred word be?
2007-01-10 00:04:14 · update #2
lubz_001...don't feel bad. i love you brits!
2007-01-10 00:15:54 · update #3
lol. how about, what the difference between a chav girl and a walrus? one's covered in blubber, has a moustache and smells of fish...the other is an ocean going mammal...
anyway, got to apologise for UK anti-americanism. i cant believe ppl think americans have no sense of humour. what about laurel and hardy, 3 stooges, marx bros, simpsons, seinfeld, scrubs, southpark, family guy, malcolm etc etc? best we've got is spaced (which was genius). cant believe little britain scooped an award...its lame, got the same jokes week after week. least us comedy is fresh. im scots, go to the fringe every year and some of the best comedians are yanks. so there!
2007-01-09 20:02:50 · answer #1 · answered by Pilgrim 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Back to picking on me and my scampish ways, are we, soren?
-- wink --
Very well, then.
I'll have you know that my motorbike has been stowed for the better part of a year now.
So has the dirtbag, come to think of it.
2007-01-10 04:40:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thankyou pilgrim, now i am really hating calling myself British
anyway, gud joke bout the chavs and stuff - oh and i agree wiv u pilgrim, bout da whole Little Britain stuff, uve really got ur heart in the rite place!
lol
2007-01-09 22:58:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So-so. Honestly not too bad- but dirtbag is an Americanism.
2007-01-09 20:37:23 · answer #4 · answered by Ministry of Camp Revivalism 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, HA HA I'm slow because I don't get it but it made me laugh that's I'm slow. What's a Chav again?
2007-01-09 19:55:27 · answer #5 · answered by Miss Carmel 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. I recall the vulgar version!!!
What's the difference between a policemans truncheon and a magicians wand?
Ones for cunning stunts, the others for ..................................
2007-01-09 19:56:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent and I do like my name is earl
2007-01-09 22:24:33 · answer #7 · answered by deepee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-09 19:54:44 · answer #8 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How very amusing...........you had better stop talking about my mum like that.
2007-01-09 19:55:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
mmmnnn not bad
2007-01-10 02:55:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋