A blonde is on her way to work one day when she passes a shop and notices a shinny object in the window. Curious what it is, she goes in and asks the clerk.
"Its a thermos"
"What does it do?"
"It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
So she buys it and taks it to work with her.
A little while later her boss another blonde, walks by and sees the thermos.
"What is it?"
"Its a thermos"
"What does it do?"
"It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
"What do you have in it?"
"Two cups of cofee and a popsicle."
2007-01-09 19:41:58 · 12 answers · asked by clomtancy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Emma's is good but Patriot's is even better.That was good
2007-01-10 01:30:09 · answer #1 · answered by sweetbajanass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So I guess the question is will the coffee get cold? or will the popsicle melt? Throw the thermostat into the mix and we got the making of a good science question wouldnt you say.
BTW I've heard better blonde jokes.
2007-01-10 03:47:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok its good but i have a better 1..it maybe a little old doh..
this blonde wants her house decorated and as her husband works he can only do bit by bit..
so 1 afternoon she gets bored and decides to paint her living room..she cant make heads or tails of the instructions and finally when her husband arrives she has the pain open and one side of the wall painted..
she is roasting and she tells her husband to take over as she is too hot to finish.
her husband then asks well why do you have 2 coats on you the blonde replies because the instructions says apply two coats...
2007-01-10 03:52:11 · answer #3 · answered by emma_18d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one....however, mine is the best ever I'd say.
Blonde driving down the highway and she looks over to a wheat field where she sees another blonde in a row boat just rowing away. Perplexed, she pulls over and watches and then hollers, "whatcha doing out there?"
The other blonde hollers back in...."I'm rowing in a sea of wheat" The first blonde ponders this and gets a little ticked off. "you're the reason us blonde's have such a bad reputation....come out of there you look silly. " The blonde on the boat shrugs her shoulders and continues to row. The first blonde then hollers at her..."If I could swim....I would swim out there and kick your ***"
2007-01-10 03:53:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! And the blonde jokes continue!
2007-01-10 03:57:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, can't laugh; my nose is stuck to my ear.
2007-01-14 01:55:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good job, thats a good one
2007-01-10 03:46:23 · answer #7 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ehhh
2007-01-10 03:46:06 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
golden olden
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2007-01-10 03:54:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, thats silly :-)
2007-01-10 03:53:16 · answer #10 · answered by Miss Carmel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋