see if i remember this right
A girl is new in the school. She gets into class and the teacher wants to have her tell everyone her name.
"My name is texas"
the teacher tells her that she is probably confused that thats where she's from, and to please say her name again.
"My name is texas"
the kids by now are laughign at her and the teacher doesnt want to cause more problems. So she sends the girl to the principal's office.
Later that day she is out on the Playground with other kids, and a mean kid comes up to her and asks her her name.
"My name is texas"
well she is by then crying because no one seems to believ her.
the boy asks her several more times her name and everytime she says the same thing.
Later that day the boy is at home and his mom walks in and sees him cleaning a knife.
"Where did that blood come from?"
"It came from deep in the heart of texas"
2007-01-09 19:37:15 · 14 answers · asked by clomtancy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No, that's not an old joke, it's a bad joke -- and I'm being liberal with the "joke" label.
2007-01-09 19:42:33 · answer #1 · answered by SDTerp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sad
2007-01-10 03:43:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldy but a goody.
2007-01-10 03:43:45 · answer #3 · answered by foogill 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is that supposed 2 be a joke?
2007-01-10 04:15:41 · answer #4 · answered by hotchocolate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't funny. And it didn't even make sense he had no reason to kill her. Try again
2007-01-10 09:42:51 · answer #5 · answered by sweetbajanass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I dont seem to find that funny
2007-01-10 04:44:24 · answer #6 · answered by Mz Bree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bad joke. this is worse than those malicious jokes, first of all it wasn't funny next, i hate violence ... it's not a good joke
2007-01-10 04:45:39 · answer #7 · answered by Muendos Duan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard it before, and now I know why!
2007-01-10 03:47:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its old but its good good one
2007-01-10 03:45:06 · answer #9 · answered by samantha o 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh, poor little girl
2007-01-10 03:43:03 · answer #10 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋