An america soldier is in france training with the french army. One day he is trying to talk to a french soldier and find out what his profession is.. Problem is that he cant speak french and the other guy cant speak english very well. So to help he uses hand signals to show his meaning.
"Are you a paratrooper?" he uses a hand to show a parachute falling t the ground. the guy just shrugs.
"Are you a infantry soldier?" he uses two fingers to show a guy walking. again a shrug.
"Are you a gunner?" he puts his hands out in front and shakes as if firing a big gun. again a shrug.
"Are you a spy?" he forms binoculars with his hands and holds them to his eyes and lowers them. Again a shrug.
Finally the american gives up and leaves. A little while later the french soldier is talking with some friends, "Man those americans, they sure are gay.. one of them told me, that tonight.. when the sun goes down.. he's gonna sneak up behind me and screw me till my eyes fall out."
2007-01-09 19:29:30 · 8 answers · asked by clomtancy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
am now chuckling. . .
Thanks!
2007-01-09 19:34:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-01-10 03:39:01 · answer #2 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
11/10 for sure
2007-01-10 09:54:13 · answer #3 · answered by sweetbajanass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad exceot for the "those americans sure are gay" part
2007-01-10 04:56:33 · answer #4 · answered by Muendos Duan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha...ha...
2007-01-10 04:57:24 · answer #5 · answered by Ani 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gud 1!!!!!!!
2007-01-10 07:00:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
boom boom
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2007-01-10 04:01:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the chuckle.
2007-01-10 03:44:47 · answer #8 · answered by catwomanmeeeeow 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋