Gary and Mary go on their honeymoon, and Gary spends six hours of the honeymoon night performing cunnilingus on Mary. The next afternoon, they go to an Italian restaurant. Suddenly, Gary starts to freak out. He screams, "Waiter! Waiter! Come over here!"
The waiter says, "Can I help you, sir?" Gary yells, "There's a hair in my spaghetti! Get it the feck out of here!" The waiter apologises as he quickly takes the spaghetti away. Mary looks over at Gary, and shaking her head, she whispers, "What a hypocrite you are. You spent most of last night with your face full of hair." Gary says, "Yeah? Well, how long do you think I'd have stayed if I found a piece of spaghetti in there?"
2007-01-09 19:30:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Had maximum effect, I was eating a sandwich at the time I read it, 10 / 10
2007-01-09 22:39:33 · answer #1 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Nice
2007-01-09 20:41:04 · answer #2 · answered by partymad 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-01-09 21:23:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny. I prefer a baldy meself though...
2007-01-09 20:41:15 · answer #4 · answered by Ministry of Camp Revivalism 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Something wrong with organic dental floss ?
2007-01-09 20:12:33 · answer #5 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-09 19:59:39 · answer #6 · answered by babu 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol.
2007-01-09 19:37:02 · answer #7 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha, would have been worse if it was a fly!!
2007-01-09 19:41:15 · answer #8 · answered by courtsnort51 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ugh! ha ha ha ha
2007-01-09 21:49:54 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nasty! yet funny
2007-01-09 20:28:04 · answer #10 · answered by hotchocolate 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋