An old man shuffles up to an old lady in a rest home. He says "I bet you can't guess how old I am" She says she can.
She tells him to turn around, he does.
Drop your pants, he does.
" Spread your butt cheeks" she says, he does.
"Wider" she says, he spreads them wider.
She says " you are 94."
The old guy is amazed! "How did you know that"?
She says " you tell me how old you are everyday!"
2007-01-09 19:33:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT. GOD DID I SAY THAT I LOVE IT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
2007-01-10 01:47:45 · answer #1 · answered by sweetbajanass 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it.
Is the old guy senile with alzheimers or something?
is the old lady counting the rings of his anus, similar to how you tell the age of a tree?
Is there a sexual meaning I'm missing here?
I don't know, I just dont get it
2007-01-10 03:41:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Great joke....and I guess 94 to answer your question. ;)
2007-01-10 03:43:21 · answer #3 · answered by SDTerp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha that's funny good 1
2007-01-10 03:51:02 · answer #4 · answered by Sacbro 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's that's super duper.
2007-01-10 03:44:53 · answer #5 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this a Russian joke?
2007-01-10 03:37:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats cute
2007-01-10 03:38:29 · answer #7 · answered by Flowers 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
U ROCK Bingo !!
2007-01-10 03:40:20 · answer #8 · answered by Annoymous 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yuck
2007-01-10 03:38:09 · answer #9 · answered by blahblahblah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one but really gross.loved it though
2007-01-10 07:55:25 · answer #10 · answered by ibro999 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-10 03:38:06 · answer #11 · answered by Just me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋