Probably the most Scottish Thing I have ever saw was one night I was driving through bathgate at 23:30 and I saw a man taking a pee, whizz whatever you call it against a door then when he was finished he took out his keys and went into his house!!!!!!.
I give you the answer and you guess what the question is OK.
Every 12 seconds?
Tick Tock Tick Tock Time up. and the question is John prescott thinks of chips Every!!!???
Funny story 3 white people stranded on a island Called Andrew, Lewis and Sam.
Day 1 We are all starving so we decide who should be eaten Lewis and Sam vote to eat Andrew but Andrew Disagrees and Say that is being Racist do I will eat myself. Sam and Lewis say it is impossible.
Day 56 Andrew ate himself.
Day101 We are both Starving so I trick Lewis in to who can hold their breath the longest but I am secretly breathing trough my nose. Lewis Dies. Sam eats Him.
Day245 Sam is Starving but he sees a sign Public Beach.A voice Is heard Hey should we save Them.
I am Scottish
2007-01-08
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