Entertainment & Music - 8 January 2007

You think life is bad...

How would you like to be an egg?

You only get laid once.You only get eaten once.It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys. But worst of all...The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.

2007-01-08 00:10:18 · 6 answers · asked by hotchocolate 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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do ya feel sorry for this man?

One day an old man was sitting on a park bench when a jogger stopped to ask him why he was crying...
well said the man" i have a beautiful young wife who makes love to me wether i want to or not." I have a great big house and a very flash motor. A Beautiful garden with many gardeners to make it look gorgeous, everything i could wish for really"
Well said the jogger " why are you crying"

"Because iv'e forgotton where i live"

2007-01-08 00:08:55 · 40 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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Sci-Fi film question!?

We were trying to work out the name of the following film:

Futuristic film where inmates all wear explosive collars - which are paired up. The catch being that no one knows who their collar buddy is. If one person tries to escape and gets too far from their buddy, then both collars explode?

Any ideas, or was my friend just making it up?! - We don't think its Fortress with Chris Lambert as they had explosives inside them, rather than collars.

Thanks!

2007-01-08 00:08:29 · 20 answers · asked by Simon C 3 in Movies

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what/who makes your heart beat faster?

(i'm listening to the distillers:"baby,you make my heart beat faster!")
:p

2007-01-08 00:08:27 · 24 answers · asked by Billie 4 in Polls & Surveys

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what happens at the end of lost the series.?

2007-01-08 00:08:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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The Family Stone movie - how does it end? Did you like it?

I watched it about half way through and found it a painfully awkward movie. What disease does Diane Keaton have - breast cancer? Did anyone notice how bad Sarah Jessica Parker looks in the movie? The entire script was confusing...I felt like I had missed a part even though I had watched from the beginning. What does everyone else think? And if you like it, why?

2007-01-08 00:07:36 · 10 answers · asked by Rachel 7 in Movies

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Do you rock ...?

2007-01-08 00:07:30 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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when is lost series 3 out on dvd?

2007-01-08 00:05:58 · 4 answers · asked by deanocarrlane 1 in Television

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the lone ranger????

A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture.
Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks for examples of sex education from the class.
One little boy raises his hand, "I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs."
"Very good, William," said the teacher.
"My mommy had a baby," said little Esther.
"Oh, that's nice," replied the teacher. Finally, little Johnny raises his hand. With much fear and trepidation, the teacher calls on him.
"I was watchin' TV yesterday, and I saw the Lone Ranger. He was surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of Indians. And they all attacked at one time. And he killed every one of them with his two guns."
The teacher was relieved but puzzled, "And what does that have to do with sex education, Johnny?"
“It’ll teach those Indians not to f*ck with the Lone Ranger."

2007-01-08 00:05:35 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Does the fat pink hippo have the pox??

2007-01-08 00:05:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What are Some of the Things you just say NO too?

2007-01-08 00:05:30 · 14 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

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does anybody like cybor $ex?

2007-01-08 00:04:59 · 11 answers · asked by BON S 4 in Polls & Surveys

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6 week , 6 month , 6 years, of marriage so much very true!?

Love _expression:
6 weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U
6 months: Of course I love U
6 years: GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?

Back from Work:
6 w: Honey, I'm home
6 m: BACK!!
6 y: What did your mom cook for us today??

Gifts:
6 w: Honey, I really hope you liked the ring
6 m: I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living Room
6 y: Here's the money. Buy yourself something

Phone Ringing:
6 w: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone
6 m: Here, for you
6 y: PHONE RINGING

Cooking:
6 w: I never knew food could taste so good!
6 m: What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 y: AGAIN!!!!

Apology:
6w: Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you
6 m: Watch out! Don't do it again
6 y: What's not to understand about what I just said??

New Dress:
6 w: Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress
6 m: You bought a new dress again???
6 y: How much did THAT cost me?

2007-01-08 00:04:43 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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dont u just love to eat PO TATOES !!!!!!!??

i loveeeeeeeeee them !... in any form.. in any shape.. in any tast !!!

*surlp*

hehe :)

2007-01-08 00:04:04 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Why is Gummi such an ****** this morning?

2007-01-08 00:04:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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In the "One Night In Bangkok" video, Murray Head plays chess with a stunningly beautiful woman. Who is she?

In the video, she is supposed to be Asian but it is clear that she is merely made up to look that way as her skin is quite pink and her eyes appear to be green. If anyone can tell me the actress' name, I would very much appreciate it. Thanks!

2007-01-08 00:03:25 · 2 answers · asked by cirdellin 4 in Celebrities

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Do you sometimes HATE the one you really LOVE????????

2007-01-08 00:03:16 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who's your favorite character from Grey's Anatomy?

I like Izzy and Dr. Bailey.

2007-01-08 00:03:00 · 8 answers · asked by retooser 4 in Celebrities

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When was the last time you pea shot someone?

with soggy paper through a straw....

Don't deny it I know you do it

2007-01-08 00:02:55 · 17 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

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beautiful or not?

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.
"Excellent, well done Michael!"
Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny.
"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, just f*cking beautiful!'"

2007-01-08 00:02:52 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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