One day an old man was sitting on a park bench when a jogger stopped to ask him why he was crying...
well said the man" i have a beautiful young wife who makes love to me wether i want to or not." I have a great big house and a very flash motor. A Beautiful garden with many gardeners to make it look gorgeous, everything i could wish for really"
Well said the jogger " why are you crying"
"Because iv'e forgotton where i live"
2007-01-08 00:08:55 · 40 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and where do you live again?
2007-01-08 10:17:33 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.. Shame poor old man... This made me think of this joke;
A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical.
The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?''
And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off.''
Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished.
He called the man's wife and said, ''I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?''
And she says, ''That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!''
2007-01-08 00:14:15 · answer #2 · answered by Noble 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the old ones are always the best 8/10
2007-01-08 08:16:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that poor guy! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-08 01:04:07 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, i would give it 5/10.
2007-01-08 01:30:28 · answer #5 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sucks.
2007-01-08 01:16:55 · answer #6 · answered by Kmart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! Poor guy. Funny joke though.
2007-01-08 00:12:44 · answer #7 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! Poor old man! lol! Funny though.
2007-01-08 00:10:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
bet his name and address is wrote inside his gloves or scarf good one chris w 10/10
2007-01-08 03:43:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really if he has that good of a life why isnt someone looking after him better sounds like he has memory deficianry
2007-01-08 00:18:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so sad! the poor guy. I personally didn't find it very funny though!
2007-01-08 00:14:54 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋