A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture.
Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks for examples of sex education from the class.
One little boy raises his hand, "I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs."
"Very good, William," said the teacher.
"My mommy had a baby," said little Esther.
"Oh, that's nice," replied the teacher. Finally, little Johnny raises his hand. With much fear and trepidation, the teacher calls on him.
"I was watchin' TV yesterday, and I saw the Lone Ranger. He was surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of Indians. And they all attacked at one time. And he killed every one of them with his two guns."
The teacher was relieved but puzzled, "And what does that have to do with sex education, Johnny?"
“It’ll teach those Indians not to f*ck with the Lone Ranger."
2007-01-08 00:05:35 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'll bet Tonto is left a lone ranger too !
2007-01-08 21:41:41 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-08 00:07:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many times has little Johhny repeated the fourth grade? It must be at least 30 years since I started following his adventures.
2007-01-08 00:12:25 · answer #3 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats a good one...
iv heard aloada little johnny jokes but iv neva
heard dat 1...
2007-01-08 00:18:04 · answer #4 · answered by emma_18d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The First really good one I looked at today.
2007-01-08 01:21:06 · answer #5 · answered by Kmart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Little Johnny. He is a one isn't he.
2007-01-08 00:15:09 · answer #6 · answered by Bex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are the best!
2007-01-08 00:07:49 · answer #7 · answered by voodoobluesman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep he knows all about sex 10/10
2007-01-08 03:52:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did he kill His Friend? He was an Indian wasn't he?
Can't seem to remember his name! Was it Toronto?
Made me larf by the way.
2007-01-08 00:10:08 · answer #9 · answered by Laird John Meredith 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah lone ranger
2007-01-08 01:38:48 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋