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Love _expression:
6 weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U
6 months: Of course I love U
6 years: GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?


Back from Work:
6 w: Honey, I'm home
6 m: BACK!!
6 y: What did your mom cook for us today??


Gifts:
6 w: Honey, I really hope you liked the ring
6 m: I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living Room
6 y: Here's the money. Buy yourself something


Phone Ringing:
6 w: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone
6 m: Here, for you
6 y: PHONE RINGING


Cooking:
6 w: I never knew food could taste so good!
6 m: What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 y: AGAIN!!!!


Apology:
6w: Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you
6 m: Watch out! Don't do it again
6 y: What's not to understand about what I just said??


New Dress:
6 w: Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress
6 m: You bought a new dress again???
6 y: How much did THAT cost me?

2007-01-08 00:04:43 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks: How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
6 months: What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 years: Travel? What's so bad about staying home???
TV:
6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months: I like this movie
6 years: I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to Bed, I can stay up by myself
Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!! your Love and your Life


An American attorney had just finished a guest lecture at a law school in Italy when an Italian lawyer approached him and asked, "Is it true that a person can fall down on a sidewalk in your country and then sue the landowners for lots of money?"

Told that it was true, the lawyer turned to his partner and started speaking rapidly in Italian.

When they stopped, the American attorney asked if they wanted to go to America to practice law.

just a bonus joke


"No, no," one replied. "We want to go to America and fall down on sidewalks."

2007-01-08 00:06:33 · update #1

17 answers

yes true for me

2007-01-08 00:27:36 · answer #1 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 0 0

Difficult to advise but Am a bit concerned that you state that you have "different ways and character" and sure you're not confusing love with intimacy .? Are you able to support yourself and your 2 girls for even ,say you divorce and the court orders spousal and support for the 2 girls no guarantee he'll pay or even on time and if you're unable to support without his payment then first you need to begin getting yourself financially independent. Then talk to your husband and talk openly conc. your needs and the affair-perhaps he feels the same since it was also arranged marriage for him and he's willing to work things out amicably with divorce lawyers or wake-up call and you two can get marriage counseling. I wouldn't rush into divorce and then marriage with affair guy-does he want to marry you, is he financially able to support, love is not enough if the differences esp in character are major, will he love and raise your 2 girls as his own. A lot of issues here for not just you but also your daughters. You do deserve to be happy,to have a full satisfying relationship-do not sacrifice your life for children for they know if things not right and sometimes separation is better. Be sure the steps ahead are Right or you,Them and all involved. Wish you luck.

2016-03-29 15:49:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Greatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

2007-01-08 00:10:09 · answer #3 · answered by devangdani 3 · 0 0

It sucked and it was a waste of my time reading it and dont listen to cats she likes all the jokes.

2007-01-08 01:24:32 · answer #4 · answered by Kmart 2 · 0 0

Good observations. Good point and so true! 10/10!

2007-01-08 01:06:12 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

loved the joke, but then the bonus joke just made it extra great. post more soon

2007-01-08 00:34:02 · answer #6 · answered by PUERTO RICAN CHICK 2 · 0 0

its just urs and every ones experience...
bt we all shd try to change this
how??????
we can't, bt we all can try by sharing our knowledge thru this yahoo Que.,ans.,...
so, let me start first
see its not like that we think all this b'coz some times we get frusted by daily routien & practise...
like wat all we do with our partner....talking,walkin,eating.....&all bla bla bla....
so we all need some change for this
we shd.,go out once in a month with our partner.
we shd try to do wat our partner like/dislikes?,taking & giving gifts,love,more love,,,njoy ur bed .....
like this we can try to be in first 6 of all ur list
just try & njoy

2007-01-08 02:52:59 · answer #7 · answered by anuj009 2 · 0 0

I loved it

2007-01-08 00:10:17 · answer #8 · answered by Kanchi 3 · 0 0

it's awesome my dear friend

2007-01-08 01:59:00 · answer #9 · answered by Kruti S 2 · 0 0

Gee this is absolutely so true! Thanks for sharing...great way to start my day.

Thumbs Up!!

2007-01-08 00:10:44 · answer #10 · answered by D N 6 · 0 0

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