Love _expression:
6 weeks: I love U, I love U, I love U
6 months: Of course I love U
6 years: GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?
Back from Work:
6 w: Honey, I'm home
6 m: BACK!!
6 y: What did your mom cook for us today??
Gifts:
6 w: Honey, I really hope you liked the ring
6 m: I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living Room
6 y: Here's the money. Buy yourself something
Phone Ringing:
6 w: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone
6 m: Here, for you
6 y: PHONE RINGING
Cooking:
6 w: I never knew food could taste so good!
6 m: What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 y: AGAIN!!!!
Apology:
6w: Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you
6 m: Watch out! Don't do it again
6 y: What's not to understand about what I just said??
New Dress:
6 w: Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress
6 m: You bought a new dress again???
6 y: How much did THAT cost me?
2007-01-08
00:04:43
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➔ Jokes & Riddles
Planning for Vacations:
6 weeks: How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound??
6 months: What's so bad about going to Istanbul on a charter plane?
6 years: Travel? What's so bad about staying home???
TV:
6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months: I like this movie
6 years: I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to Bed, I can stay up by myself
Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!! your Love and your Life
An American attorney had just finished a guest lecture at a law school in Italy when an Italian lawyer approached him and asked, "Is it true that a person can fall down on a sidewalk in your country and then sue the landowners for lots of money?"
Told that it was true, the lawyer turned to his partner and started speaking rapidly in Italian.
When they stopped, the American attorney asked if they wanted to go to America to practice law.
just a bonus joke
"No, no," one replied. "We want to go to America and fall down on sidewalks."
2007-01-08
00:06:33 ·
update #1