One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said.
"Excellent, well done Michael!"
Then, the teacher called on Little Johnny.
"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, just f*cking beautiful!'"
2007-01-08 00:02:52 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is a f*cken beautiful joke =) HAHAHAH
2007-01-08 08:21:07 · answer #1 · answered by eeekkk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wish I could remember how f*cking beautiful the word means !
2007-01-08 21:44:46 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny,
2007-01-08 01:32:06 · answer #3 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-01-08 01:15:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-08 01:07:14 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
little johnny strikes again pmsl 10/10
2007-01-08 02:30:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still made me laugh 8/10
2007-01-08 08:18:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can always rely on the kids to let you down with a bump
2007-01-08 03:49:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-01-08 00:05:32 · answer #9 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's just random. Is it actually a question? Good joke though!
2007-01-08 00:05:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋