Entertainment & Music - 8 January 2007

1.Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
2.I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in, she said: Check books.
3.Sometimes when I reflect back on all the ciggarettes I smoked, i feel ashamed. Then I look into the ciggarette & think about the workers in the ciggarette factory & all of their hopes & dreams. If I dont smoke this ciggarette, they might be out of work & their dreams would be shattered, Then I say to myself, it's better that I smoke this ciggarette & let their dreams come true then be selfish & worry about my LUNGS.
4.My wife thinks "freedom of the press" means no-iron clothes.
5.A boy tells his mom that he seen a boy & a girl sitting at the top of the roof & kissing. Then his mom tell him that they are gonna get married.
Then the boy asks his mom: When is dad gonna marry the maid?
6.Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal

2007-01-08 06:01:03 · 15 answers · asked by Oh My God! 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-08 06:00:10 · 35 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-08 05:59:36 · 22 answers · asked by mark b 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-08 05:59:25 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I THINK BOB WHAT ABOUT YOU

2007-01-08 05:59:15 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

bought sound track, only 2 songs reconized, need to know name of all/any song , please help
PS i love sugar (maria sweet)
summer of love! etc

2007-01-08 05:59:13 · 1 answers · asked by qwerty 3 in Music

broadway show? What did you think of it?

2007-01-08 05:59:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When I say easy I mean easy like "smoke on the water" easy I am just learning and need somthing new. Rock would be nice.

2007-01-08 05:58:56 · 6 answers · asked by Just Me 3 in Music

Its a female country singer that I had on an old mix tape but dont know who its by.


I've never seen a moon quite as bright.
And I've never danced till dawn but I might.
I feel just like I'm walking on air, and I got you to thank.
I'm rich in love like a millionaire cause your love broke the bank.
Oh I'd never bet on dreams to come true, so oh lucky me, lucky you.


Can anyone help as I'd like to download it to put on cd. Thanks!

2007-01-08 05:58:55 · 5 answers · asked by Mark B 5 in Music

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.
"I thought I told you to call your Mom!" she said. "I did," he said, "and she told me that if I could stick it out till noon , she'd come and pick me up from school."

2007-01-08 05:58:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-08 05:58:46 · 3 answers · asked by lordydordy42 2 in Television

broadway show? What did you think of it?

2007-01-08 05:58:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

ging gang gooley gooley gooley gooley what's your ging gang goo ging gang goo?

2007-01-08 05:58:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am very interested in being in television and working in programming. I want to order television shows and work on the schedule.

2007-01-08 05:57:58 · 4 answers · asked by Curious 1 in Television

2007-01-08 05:57:53 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, Auntie Susie dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, granddaddy dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.
The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified.
The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure is going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk.
Upon walking in his front door at the end of the day, he finds his wife. "Good God, Dear," he proclaims, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!"
She responds, "You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning."

2007-01-08 05:57:05 · 13 answers · asked by me here, where are you? 3 in Jokes & Riddles

You know how people think, "it'll never happen to me"? Well, has it (whatever it may be) ever happened to you?

2007-01-08 05:56:21 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

2007-01-08 05:56:02 · 7 answers · asked by EncyclopediaHolic 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I need some song ideas for my new mp3 player. I can't stand rap so please don't include anything related to rap or hip hop. But give me a good variety.

2007-01-08 05:55:35 · 22 answers · asked by amber 2 in Music

Part of the chorus is "...and it'll be over just that quick..."

2007-01-08 05:55:31 · 2 answers · asked by Eric D 1 in Music

2007-01-08 05:55:29 · 5 answers · asked by Kaley-girl 2 in Television

******? can you stand the person? even if he is rich/bossy

2007-01-08 05:54:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Did you like it?

2007-01-08 05:53:49 · 4 answers · asked by da dude 4 in Television

2007-01-08 05:53:48 · 16 answers · asked by ohstrawberries 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-08 05:53:45 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-08 05:52:55 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-08 05:52:44 · 8 answers · asked by EvilFairies 5 in Music

theme song to national lampoon vacation?

2007-01-08 05:52:21 · 8 answers · asked by Wendy G 4 in Movies

2007-01-08 05:52:17 · 7 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Horoscopes

I LOVE Audrey Hepburn and I think I've seen all of her movies I can get my hands on. I was just curious what your favourites were. I really like Breakfast at Tiffany's, How to Steal A Million, Charade, Funny Face, Roman Holiday, & Wait Until Dark. That's a lot, I know, but I love the other ones too.

2007-01-08 05:51:15 · 19 answers · asked by Kristie 3 in Movies