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A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.
"I thought I told you to call your Mom!" she said. "I did," he said, "and she told me that if I could stick it out till noon , she'd come and pick me up from school."

2007-01-08 05:58:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

OK, is Harriet a member of the joke police?

What's the bit of useless skin found around a vagina?
A woman!

2007-01-08 06:22:25 · answer #1 · answered by jabelite 3 · 1 2

people are the two circumsised out of religious believes (Jewish adult males are circumsised) or for different motives inclusive of dad and mom alternatives or individual alternatives. the only distinction between the two are that it rather is cleanser than uncircumsized and esthetically extra appealing to maximum women folk.

2016-11-27 20:12:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

LOL. Poor Little Boy! LOL.

Thanks for the laughs, and have a great evening!

2007-01-09 08:34:16 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

Ok, 6/10

2007-01-08 06:40:05 · answer #4 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0 0

Naughty but funny! 10/10! Stupid kid!

2007-01-08 06:47:37 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Too contrived, too obvious and too long. Don't give up though, just work on your technique.

2007-01-08 06:02:22 · answer #6 · answered by Harriet 5 · 2 2

Made me laugh....thank you!

2007-01-08 07:15:40 · answer #7 · answered by Jess 2 · 0 0

not bad

2007-01-12 01:02:18 · answer #8 · answered by The Fat Controller 5 · 0 0

Good one.!!!

2007-01-08 06:05:51 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0 1

booooooo!!

2007-01-08 06:06:13 · answer #10 · answered by efil_4_msdb 2 · 0 1

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