Probably the most Scottish Thing I have ever saw was one night I was driving through bathgate at 23:30 and I saw a man taking a pee, whizz whatever you call it against a door then when he was finished he took out his keys and went into his house!!!!!!.
I give you the answer and you guess what the question is OK.
Every 12 seconds?
Tick Tock Tick Tock Time up. and the question is John prescott thinks of chips Every!!!???
Funny story 3 white people stranded on a island Called Andrew, Lewis and Sam.
Day 1 We are all starving so we decide who should be eaten Lewis and Sam vote to eat Andrew but Andrew Disagrees and Say that is being Racist do I will eat myself. Sam and Lewis say it is impossible.
Day 56 Andrew ate himself.
Day101 We are both Starving so I trick Lewis in to who can hold their breath the longest but I am secretly breathing trough my nose. Lewis Dies. Sam eats Him.
Day245 Sam is Starving but he sees a sign Public Beach.A voice Is heard Hey should we save Them.
I am Scottish
2007-01-08 06:10:12 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WTF !!
2007-01-08 06:15:43 · answer #1 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My car broke down whilst driving through Scotland?
A scot pulled up and said he thought the engine might be flooded.
I asked "are you a mechanic?"
He said "NO, I'M A MCTAVISH"
A while later another drunken scotsman asked me what was wrong, I said "Piston Broke"
He Replied "AND SO AM I"
So I flagged another motorist down and asked if he could help me,
he said "I'm not a mechanic, I'm a chiropodist"
So I asked "well can you give me a toe
How can you tell a Scotsmans Clan by looking up his kilt?
If he's got a quarter pounder he's a Macdonald
2007-01-08 06:14:06 · answer #2 · answered by jabelite 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Bathgate bit was funny but you lost me after that
2007-01-08 06:12:47 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What the hell are you talking about? If that is a joke, its the worst delivery ever. So to answer your question, absolutely not
2007-01-08 06:14:33 · answer #4 · answered by Grant J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the worst thing Ive seen here tonight
I'm leaving before it gets worse.
PS you need to write it better.
2007-01-08 06:18:02 · answer #5 · answered by dislexic1yen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you lost me after the guy took a wizz
2007-01-08 06:41:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've just lost the will to live
2007-01-08 06:36:06 · answer #7 · answered by BigGman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.Your last line says everything about your joke(sic).
2007-01-12 04:56:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should go to school and learn how to write better. I did not get that, and not because I don't get it, but more because you can't write...
YOU DICK.
2007-01-08 06:38:10 · answer #9 · answered by DeeDee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldnt know its too long to read,im at work dont have time for long question dont want to get in trouble dude
2007-01-08 06:12:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Are you on drugs?,,,Not funny.
I`m Scottish aswell...Still not funny.
2007-01-08 06:21:04 · answer #11 · answered by Im outta here. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋