Entertainment & Music - 6 January 2007

A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night.All of a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out.

"Jesus is gonna get you."The robber ignored it, and takes the TV.Again, the parrot cries out.

"Jesus is gonna get you."The robber started to get a little worried.

"What's your name, birdie?"

"Moses."

"What dumba-s named you Moses?"

"The same dumba-s who called his rottweiler Jesus."

2007-01-06 09:03:55 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

mine is 1,3,6

2007-01-06 09:03:51 · 6 answers · asked by princess10196 2 in Music

Had the feeling that someone is watching you?

2007-01-06 09:03:51 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Am i the only one that remembers that?
When Nicole Kiddman had a miscarrige with Tom, and Tom went around telling everyone that its "Impossible, becuz im sterile"--and now all of a sudden He has a baby with Katie Holmes!!!????? WTF?

2007-01-06 09:03:14 · 8 answers · asked by Brittandbaby 2 in Celebrities

I'm wet

2007-01-06 09:02:45 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

shes 11 and loves crafts, celebrities, and girls' gossip...plz give me the name and website of the mag....thanx in advance!

2007-01-06 09:02:01 · 28 answers · asked by Tigers Gal! 4 in Magazines

One day this little girl's dad came home and she runs up to him.

"Daddy, the cat died today!"

"Well, darling," said the dad. "That's just something that happens."

"But why are his arms and legs up in the air?"

"Well, darling, that's just something they do." She takes the death fairly well and doesn't mention it until a few days later. When the dad comes home, she runs up to him.

"Daddy, Daddy,Mommy almost died today!"

"What are you talking about?"

"I came downstairs and I heardher screaming 'Oh Jesus, take me, take me!' And she had her ams and legs up in the air and if it hadn't been for the mailman tring to revive her she would have died."

2007-01-06 09:00:57 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

He dresses like a woman sometimes.

2007-01-06 09:00:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

But I also quite like Tom too, which one should I go out with?

2007-01-06 09:00:52 · 20 answers · asked by mizzsquitz 3 in Polls & Surveys

same as above, and iv been waiting like FOR EVER for it to come out!

2007-01-06 09:00:23 · 3 answers · asked by SamanthaDew 2 in Movies

2007-01-06 09:00:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

everyone has such a cool nickname how do I get a nickname? Fast!

2007-01-06 09:00:19 · 26 answers · asked by ronnie s 1 in Polls & Surveys

I've heard this is a Cult Movie from the mid-80's (?) where can I buy it from?

2007-01-06 09:00:06 · 6 answers · asked by John M 2 in Movies

back of the place?

2007-01-06 08:58:57 · 12 answers · asked by Dorkboy 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-06 08:58:46 · 6 answers · asked by louise749802 2 in Celebrities

6:00 Alarm
6:15 ********
6:30 Massive, satisfying **** while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked,
buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers en route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (******** en-route)
9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)
11:45 Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 ********
12:30 Play back nine (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude
who also bend over a lot showing their growlers
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle
5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson
(bending over showing her growler, naturally)
6:45 ****, shower and shave
7:00 Watch news—Michael Jackson assassinated
7:30 Dinner—lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy
fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of ****
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV
as you watch football game
9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 Night-cap ********
11:45 In bed alone
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

2007-01-06 08:58:42 · 12 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

when they play Parent Trap, the 1997 Lindsey Lohan Version, they cut out the scene with the ear piercing? The needles, not wanting to set a bad example for kids watching this?

2007-01-06 08:57:57 · 10 answers · asked by KM 2 in Television

I have so mane favorite music artists.. Here are some of mine; Ne-yo, Brian Mcknight, Three Days Grace, Kc&JoJo, Sean Paul, Beyonce

2007-01-06 08:57:57 · 22 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'm looking for songs. I know that seems simple and DUH, I shouldn't need help, but I do.

Does anyone know some good pop/rock songs? I don't like the full on hardcore stuff or like Barry Manilow crap, but here's some bands/singers I'm into:

The Fray
Plain White T's
Bethany Joy Lenz (Galleoti)
Pussycat Dolls
The Raconteurs
The Veronicas
Hinder
Ciara
Danity Kane

There's a little "sample." I'm just looking for songs you think I might like, and can be found online.

Thanks in advance.

2007-01-06 08:57:56 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-06 08:57:44 · 10 answers · asked by Jennifer B 1 in Music

I swear it's like highschool all over again.

2007-01-06 08:57:35 · 18 answers · asked by blondes tease, brunettes please 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-06 08:57:23 · 7 answers · asked by ashley j 1 in Celebrities

8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and
croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by
thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition,
blow wave
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café
12:45 Catch sight of partner’s ex and notice that she has gained
17 kgs
1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from
secret admirer
4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets
to work on such a perfect body
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
received from other diners/ dancers
10:00 Hot shower- alone
10:50 Carried to bed… freshly ironed, crisp, white linen
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms

2007-01-06 08:57:10 · 15 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

i think the title of it is "and i wonder why" or something like that

2007-01-06 08:56:57 · 2 answers · asked by vsuper15 2 in Music

2007-01-06 08:56:56 · 21 answers · asked by Jazzycutiepie 1 in Polls & Surveys

Death is cured! there is a Bat Boy thru out USA! and I heard of a man who fell in love with a round table!
HEY! I AM GOING CRAZY! nah! seriously I saw it in a magazine!

2007-01-06 08:56:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who dos'nt have a cell phone

2007-01-06 08:56:33 · 16 answers · asked by Jimi Hendrix 2 in Polls & Surveys

i just want to know. tell me why u like it.

2007-01-06 08:56:09 · 12 answers · asked by generalmark19 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-06 08:55:23 · 11 answers · asked by blondes tease, brunettes please 4 in Polls & Surveys

Or maybe one at a time. Wonder if they need to be blown up first?

2007-01-06 08:55:17 · 4 answers · asked by Dorkboy 7 in Polls & Surveys