A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night.All of a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out.
"Jesus is gonna get you."The robber ignored it, and takes the TV.Again, the parrot cries out.
"Jesus is gonna get you."The robber started to get a little worried.
"What's your name, birdie?"
"Moses."
"What dumba-s named you Moses?"
"The same dumba-s who called his rottweiler Jesus."
2007-01-06 09:03:55 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
(: Xx ... funny ...xX :)
2007-01-06 11:54:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some what it is. It is an OK joke but some people might get a little offended because it seems like they are talking about the real Jesus and some people might not be amused by that.
2007-01-06 17:07:00 · answer #2 · answered by Need Advice? 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Lol, it is a funny joke. I rate it a 8/10
2007-01-06 17:06:25 · answer #3 · answered by BlueRocks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's more clever than funny, but I'll give you a wee bit of a laugh, lol.
2007-01-06 17:05:48 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny 10/10
2007-01-07 01:26:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
old joke+same punchline+just said a little different = not funny but Jesus is watching
2007-01-06 17:08:46 · answer #6 · answered by is4031_us 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
know a different version but its still funny9/10
2007-01-06 17:37:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't hilarious, but I got a laugh out of it!
2007-01-06 17:06:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Another funny joke! :)
2007-01-06 17:05:41 · answer #9 · answered by Λиδѓεy™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that joke a lot. It's really cute. :-)
2007-01-06 17:08:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-01-07 12:46:07 · answer #11 · answered by Kayli (: 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋