mommy almost died?

Question

One day this little girl's dad came home and she runs up to him.

"Daddy, the cat died today!"

"Well, darling," said the dad. "That's just something that happens."

"But why are his arms and legs up in the air?"

"Well, darling, that's just something they do." She takes the death fairly well and doesn't mention it until a few days later. When the dad comes home, she runs up to him.

"Daddy, Daddy,Mommy almost died today!"

"What are you talking about?"

"I came downstairs and I heardher screaming 'Oh Jesus, take me, take me!' And she had her ams and legs up in the air and if it hadn't been for the mailman tring to revive her she would have died."

Answer 1

another funny joke!!the other one i think it was the one about the parrot named moses was funnierLOL

Answer 2

10/10

Answer 3

I was asked to house sit a neighbour's cat and sadly when they called after the first day I had to tell them the cat had died. They were sad that I wasnt more tactful. I was told I should have said that the cat had run away or was on the roof and then the next day told them that it had died. Next they said, how is grandma? "Grandma is on the roof", I replied.

Answer 4

ok ish there must be some good jokes out there that will make me laugh, this is a play on several similar jokes.
I hope you liked my one about the 7 dwarfs and the pope.
i challenge you to a joke duel,haha see you on site.

Answer 5

ha

Answer 6

that randy bloody milkman again castrate him 10/10

Answer 7

Heard that one before!

Answer 8

completly inapropriate. Do you realize there are children on this site?

Answer 9

its so funny i forgot to laf

Answer 10

lol, that was great i kind of figured it would end like that